dave

my grandpa knew him in the old country, he was Hannibal Lechter then

hey can anyone hook me up with that drug that visibly repairs the lining of the colon? my colon's fine, i just want to try and grow a visible colon without the fuss of a prolapse

i also searched for "have a good time on the world wide web" and it was indeed almost entirely you, so i concede

it's the spices and the fermentation you're paying way too fucking much for. 😅

meanwhile 93% of bluesky finds this thread and says, "what the hell is a taylor ham"

and the porn bots crawling for OPs containing the text string "taylor" are sending me ai swiftie pr0n

3 pound taylor pork roll $34.99

and you'd shit if i told you what they get for a taylor ham these days

$11.68 a pound!!!

a 1-pounder is $14.99

meanwhile, the stores themselves havent really changed. cut box stocks on warehouse racks.

but because around here price rite caters to the hispanic & caribbean market, they got fresher veggies & greater variety & more specialty ingredients, and affordable halal chicken

i don't know how long you've been an expat, but you wouldn't recognize ol blue collar shop rite any more. they're aiming upmarket with new house brands like "bowl & basket" & "paperbird"

meanwhike, they took the budget branch, price rite, changed it to "price rite market" & jacked up prices …

also they charge $7.99/lb for cheese ends. these days the only deli meats i get are whatever the wholesale place has out on the day i'm there.

you'd be disappointed now

shoo rite has their own house brand, with the stupidest name you can imagine, "black bear of the black woods." i'm not making that up. they carry that and boar's head, with few exceptions. and maybe 4 brands of cheese

eustace wearing a bear skin and a belted tunic (and his ball cap) in a scene from courage the cowardly dog. it is captioned "degenerates like you belong on a cross"

they're the wurst

no i harvest it from the dead dogs in the dumpster behind peta hq

in this way i distance myself from the killing and my hands remain clean of sin

the vineyards weep

you will find that god will not, in fact, forbid.

good luck

a tourists guide to the underground castle at tora bora in Afghanistan

i have more tunnels and caves in my head than bin laden had at tora bora

while you were out the god of abraham telephoned netanyahu and left a message: choosing another people. you suck.

i was sent to sunday school & was in youth groups but i dont ever remember believing in god or jesus. i walked away. [ucc congregational & not evangelical]

mrs d, more complicated. she's roman catholic. i don't have enough time to type out the crimes that turned her away from the RCC

but getting back to writing: instead of properly describing the feelings invoked by the subject, the lazy writer just farts out "whimsical" because it's a happy word they seen a lot of lately…even though the work is light or cheerful or goofy (which have their own vibes) they can't be bothered.

i think he objects to the use of "whimsical/whimsy" (which yes, makes you smile or laugh but also implies spontaneity, carefree joy, & almost childlike wonder.) i could use "whimsical" to describe many of the artists & musicians i've known online & irl & that applies as muchbto they work as to them

that's just how the pick-up sticks

Cannabis Sativa

if that doesn't count i can be gabapentin

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Look at that idiot's profile. fucker joined in november 2024 and his peofile absolutely tracks that demographic.

also he's either a boomer or a boomer-adjacent genx so no one is ever gonna be able to tell him a goddamn thing

i bet he just takes the suit's suggestion and schedules a jackoff for 2 am on thursday

NFTs are Nachos For Two meme image using national lampoon's mona gorilla & a big plate of nachos

i remember nfts

it's automatic, like windows updates

everyone needs goals.

i like to play a dumb anagram game on my phone as i'm falling asleep instead of looking at porn or whatnot bc i'd rather my family think i'm a nerd than a sicko if i die in my sleep

this is not an answer & i'm not tryna be a wiseass, but have you reported the images/posts? maybe that will wake the mods or whatever they called now

that shit was the cat's ass. expensive as hell too.