mrs d is getting her annual cancer checkup (TEN YEARS CLEAR!) and the form asked for the name of her gynecologist.
she hasn't had an ob/gyn since she started menopause so i told her to write "dr. fingers"
quack quack quack quack quack
thats more than five words
but definitely more effective than that kumbyah bullshit
For the scolds: the democratic candidate was more afraid of losing the moderate right than of confronting the issue that is breaking the world apart.
I don't think she would've lost if she hadn't gaslit the whole country in an attempt to be politic. If she had, at least it would've been honourable.
also i'd probably page greta & his honor the mayor to the white courtesy phones at the last minute so they miss the flight
Get his ass
all those assholes on a single flight to israel??
well, i guess i'd post on socmed how great the company on this flight is going to be
then i'd sit in the airport bar yukking it up with brit while the sleeper cells awaken
i consider the LotR films some of the longest movies ever made.
even if this proves not to be true, they sure as fuck felt that way when i watched em
they do that to keep your girlfriend from popping the stitches out
laughter is good for you and i love to see those assholes get dragged, so yes it's healthy & i encourage you to carry on 🫡
my favorite hoodie is so old it has a special ipod pocket with a buttonhole to thread the headphone wires thru
amazingly however, thumb holes have not appeared above the amazingly intact cuffs
Broke: Croque Monsieur
Woke: Croque Madame
Bespoke: Croque M’lady
happy mario day to everyone in 🇺🇸
happy iomar day to everyone else
at what point does a collection become a hoard ?
"oh you could tell a human wrote this? pffft, lucky guess."
ai bullshit boosterism
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
AR-15 stands for Annibal lectoR-15
my grandpa knew him in the old country, he was Hannibal Lechter then
hey can anyone hook me up with that drug that visibly repairs the lining of the colon? my colon's fine, i just want to try and grow a visible colon without the fuss of a prolapse
i also searched for "have a good time on the world wide web" and it was indeed almost entirely you, so i concede
it's the spices and the fermentation you're paying way too fucking much for. 😅
meanwhile 93% of bluesky finds this thread and says, "what the hell is a taylor ham"
and the porn bots crawling for OPs containing the text string "taylor" are sending me ai swiftie pr0n
3 pound taylor pork roll $34.99
and you'd shit if i told you what they get for a taylor ham these days
$11.68 a pound!!!
a 1-pounder is $14.99
meanwhile, the stores themselves havent really changed. cut box stocks on warehouse racks.
but because around here price rite caters to the hispanic & caribbean market, they got fresher veggies & greater variety & more specialty ingredients, and affordable halal chicken
i don't know how long you've been an expat, but you wouldn't recognize ol blue collar shop rite any more. they're aiming upmarket with new house brands like "bowl & basket" & "paperbird"
meanwhike, they took the budget branch, price rite, changed it to "price rite market" & jacked up prices …
also they charge $7.99/lb for cheese ends. these days the only deli meats i get are whatever the wholesale place has out on the day i'm there.
you'd be disappointed now
shoo rite has their own house brand, with the stupidest name you can imagine, "black bear of the black woods." i'm not making that up. they carry that and boar's head, with few exceptions. and maybe 4 brands of cheese
eustace wearing a bear skin and a belted tunic (and his ball cap) in a scene from courage the cowardly dog. it is captioned "degenerates like you belong on a cross"
they're the wurst
no i harvest it from the dead dogs in the dumpster behind peta hq
in this way i distance myself from the killing and my hands remain clean of sin
the vineyards weep
