Neo Monster Island

Twisted Kaiju Theater #519: AI Can't Do This
You stand here in front of God with your hand on a bible and tell me AI is going to replace me. The very idea is laughable. Just like this webcomic.
This is the webcomic of my awesome joke that I posted earlier.

This is my favorite genre of post

Thank you so much for this. You have no idea how much this brightens my day.

No birds will attack her

Ladies and gentlemen I am your chaos goblin

This is wonderful!

I won't even give them the benefit of the doubt if the slop is that obvious.

He was trying to warn that Kid Rock was going to rip off his beat for a shitty song thereby ruining two songs at the same time.

Thank you. Tip your bartender. Tip your waitress. I will be here all the week.

Fuck you for using AI art

There is apparently a rash of actions going around social media now. A bunch of werewolves are running through everyone's statuses and clicking on all the "Like" buttons on every page. Just what I would expect from a bunch of Likeanthropes...

"Tragedy at the Raccoon City Public Zoo Elephant Exhibit today..."

That's a look that says, "you microwave your tea?".

Oh God this is adorable

Twisted Kaiju Theater throwback shows I am a prophet.
#Godzilla

A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

Kamata-Kun loves youuu ✨✨✨

Blep
#Anguirus #Shimo

God.... This hurts in the best way to look at

Find sometime in your life who looks at you like this

I'm not subtle very often. When I'm in the zone I make gold.

Throwback Twisted Kaiju Theater with throwing tea.

I'll try to remember to take a picture of mine when I get home

I got one of those. Did yours have guns and missiles?

I ugly horse laughed so hard...

Inside of you are two Amy's...

Treat yourself. It's a Twisted Kaiju Theater flashback.
#Godzilla

Fucking why

Like there's a bed that could hold THAT action...
#Godzilla

LIGHTS OUT! TURN ON THE RADIO! TURN THAT SHIT UP!