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East Europe is a vibe and a geographical mistake. Trust me!

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Does this muppet have a pinched nerve in the neck, or is he just a robot programmed to repeat what the orange turd says?

04.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'It's too warm': Greenland's fishermen are under threat from climate change Greenland’s fishermen are struggling as warming weather from climate change makes the sea ice unreliable and the fish harder to predict.

Cool... cool... cool... cool... cool...

04.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ι‡Žι³₯γŒγŸγγ•γ‚“ζγ‹γ‚ŒγŸγ‚Ήγƒžγƒ›ε£η΄™η”¨γ‚€γƒ©γ‚Ήγƒˆ

ι‡Žι³₯γŒγŸγγ•γ‚“ζγ‹γ‚ŒγŸγ‚Ήγƒžγƒ›ε£η΄™η”¨γ‚€γƒ©γ‚Ήγƒˆ

壁紙

28.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 2297 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 12
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

27.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 697 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Maybe Canada should get its shit together and start living in the future!

27.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How’d I do cousin? @adnana.bsky.social

27.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remove Background from Image for Free – remove.bg Remove image backgrounds automatically in 5 seconds with just one click. Don't spend hours manually picking pixels. Upload your photo now & see the magic.

The remove.bg website does a great job of making transparent png files of photos of a signature. Use that png for the β€œsign” feature of Adobe Acrobat train wreck of a software and it should looks as if you’ve signed it on paper.

26.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how all of Europe is just the same expensive bureaucratic bullshit with a different flag behind the desk. I have to renew my passport and that shit costs an arm and a leg, and it takes 2 months…

25.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Want to watch the first SkiMo in Olympic history? Good fucking luck! Better turn on your VPN to Canada or the US so you can actually enjoy the rest of the Olympic sports...
Rant over...

20.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Olympics broadcast in Korea is another level of pathetic. There is no way to watch any of the sports without Korean athletes in them, because they are not broadcasted at all. But you can watch reruns and highlights of the same 5 sports...

20.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man laying on a couch with the words pretends to be shocked ALT: a man laying on a couch with the words pretends to be shocked

www.bbc.com/news/article...

20.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't get people in corporate positions that have access to all necessary information, not bothering to read the motherfucking files that have been provided to them, to do their fucking job... The sheer incompetence... How were you even hired for your position? What is your position even?

29.01.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's 2026 and Google Maps shows the whole metro network of Seoul and the area, not only the fucking Gyeongui–Jungang Line. What a time to be alive!

27.01.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every day, I see more and more AI-generated images used in Korean media. I can't say I'm disappointed, as I had no respect for 95% of K-news K-industry anyway.

26.01.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jonah Hill I Guess Bro GIF ALT: Jonah Hill I Guess Bro GIF

Board of Peace…
You know it’s serious business when fucking Albania and Kosovo are members!

22.01.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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쿠팑 λ―Έκ΅­ 본사 κ°€λ³΄λ‹ˆ ν……ν……...델라웨어 법원이 κΈ°μ—… 방패 [액컀] YTN이 고객 정보 유좜 μ‚¬νƒœλ₯Ό μΌμœΌν‚¨ 쿠팑 λ―Έκ΅­ 본사λ₯Ό μ°Ύμ•„κ°€ λ³΄λ‹ˆ μ‚¬λ¬΄μ‹€μ˜ 흔적을 μ „ν˜€ μ°Ύμ•„λ³Ό 수 μ—†μ—ˆμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€. 쿠팑이 이런 곳에 본사λ₯Ό λ‘” μ΄μœ λŠ” 법인세 면제 ν˜œνƒλ„ μžˆμ§€λ§Œ, 델라웨어 λ²•μ›μ˜ μΉœκΈ°μ—…μ  성격이 κ°•ν•˜κΈ° λ•Œλ¬Έμž…λ‹ˆλ‹€. 쿠팑 λ―Έκ΅­ 본사가 μžˆλŠ” λΈλΌμ›¨μ–΄μ—μ„œ 이승윀 νŠΉνŒŒμ›μž…λ‹ˆλ‹€. [기자] λ―Έκ΅­ 델라웨어주 μœŒλ°ν„΄ λ…ΈμŠ€ μ˜€λ Œμ§€ 슀트리트

οΌ―ο½ˆγ€€ο½ο½ο½ŽοΌŒγ€€οΌ«ο½ο½’ο½…ο½γ€€ο½‰ο½“γ€€ο½Šο½•ο½“ο½”γ€€ο½„ο½‰ο½“ο½ƒο½ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½“ο½”ο½ο½”ο½…γ€€ο½ο½†γ€€οΌ€ο½…ο½Œο½ο½—ο½ο½’ο½…οΌŽοΌŽοΌŽγ€€οΌ΄ο½ˆο½‰ο½“γ€€ο½‰ο½“γ€€ο½‡ο½ο½Žο½Žο½γ€€ο½‚ο½…γ€€ο½†ο½•ο½Ž
v.daum.net/v/2025121606...

16.12.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally anything just to keep the bubble from bursting.
Safeguards from AI pushing you to suicide? No thank you!
AI that helps you generate Mickey Mouse porn? YES PLEASE!

Humanity should die off so burn the whole fucking planet ASAP and let's get this shitshow over with.

12.12.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So Michigan City is not in Michigan, Chicago Heights is not in Chicago, and East Chicago is not even in the same state? Also, how New is New Buffalo? Was there really a need for another Buffalo? #michigan #illinois #indiana

10.10.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Summary of this week:

26.09.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To those who cancelled their Disney related subscriptions. Since Trump defunded PBS, it would help them quite a bit if you took the same money you used to send to Disney and instead, sent it to PBS/NPR.

22.09.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 995 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 15
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America by Design A National Design Studio Initiative

"What's the biggest brand in the world? If you said Trump, you're not wrong."
"Our Deal Leader" vibes are so strong, I thought I was reading soviet communist propaganda...
americabydesign.gov

22.09.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Gold Card Available now.

I can believe trumpcard.gov is an actual, official US government website πŸ˜‚
@theonion.com really need to step up their game

22.09.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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UK could suspend visas for countries with no returns deal New Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said her 'top priority' in her role is to 'secure' the UK's borders.

How fucking big is Kristi Noem??? Look at the size of that λŒ€κ°€λ¦¬... fuckin'ell...
www.bbc.com/news/article...

09.09.2025 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"...returns to work." The job of doing fuck all???

05.09.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bold, lino-cut style protest illustration on a bright yellow background. At the top, black hand-lettered text reads β€œUNLESS YOU’RE FIRST NATIONS,” above the head of an indignant black koala with yellow accents, staring directly forward and raising its middle finger. Below, more hand-lettered text reads β€œYOU’RE A DESCENDANT OF IMMIGRANTS. NO GATEKEEPING ON STOLEN LAND.” The word β€œSTOLEN” is in red for emphasis.

A bold, lino-cut style protest illustration on a bright yellow background. At the top, black hand-lettered text reads β€œUNLESS YOU’RE FIRST NATIONS,” above the head of an indignant black koala with yellow accents, staring directly forward and raising its middle finger. Below, more hand-lettered text reads β€œYOU’RE A DESCENDANT OF IMMIGRANTS. NO GATEKEEPING ON STOLEN LAND.” The word β€œSTOLEN” is in red for emphasis.

Unless you're First Nations, you're a descendant of immigrants. No gatekeeping on stolen land πŸ–€πŸ’›β€οΈ

31.08.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 526 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Motherfucking Supplier Assurance, why... THE FUCK... do you need me to log in to your fucking website every motherfucking 30 days??? Whose bright fucking idea was that???

01.09.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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9μ›” 외ꡭ인 λ³΄ν—˜ ν†΅Β·λ²ˆμ—­μ„œλΉ„μŠ€ λ„μž… μ§€λ‚œν•΄ κ΅­λ‚΄ κ±°μ£Ό 외ꡭ인이 200만λͺ…을 λ„˜κ²Όμ§€λ§Œ, λ―Όκ°„ λ³΄ν—˜ κ°€μž…λ₯ μ€ 40% μˆ˜μ€€μœΌλ‘œ 내ꡭ인 절반 μˆ˜μ€€μ— 그친 κ²ƒμœΌλ‘œ λ‚˜νƒ€λ‚¬λ‹€. λ³΄ν—˜ μ°½κ΅¬μ—μ„œ κ²ͺλŠ” β€˜μ–Έμ–΄ μž₯벽’이 μ €μ‘°ν•œ κ°€μž…λ₯  μ£Ό μš”μΈμœΌλ‘œ λΆ„μ„λœλ‹€. 이에 따라 κΈˆμœ΅λ‹Ήκ΅­μ€ 내달뢀터 ν˜„μž₯에 ν†΅Β·λ²ˆμ—­ μ„œλΉ„μŠ€ 등을 본격 λ„μž…ν•΄ 외ꡭ인 λ³΄ν—˜ μ‹œμž₯ νŽΈμ˜μ„±μ„ κ°œμ„ ν•˜κΈ°λ‘œ ν–ˆλ‹€. 21일 κΈˆμœ΅λ‹Ήκ΅­μ— λ”°λ₯΄λ©΄ κΈˆμœ΅κ°λ…μ›μ€

What a time to be alive! Now I can read the contract for a λ³΄ν—˜ that will tell me to fuck off anyway!
We all know that the biggest issue for long term foreign residents is having businessestake their money
v.daum.net/v/2025082111...

21.08.2025 08:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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압ꡬ정 쑰합원 100% ν•œκ°•λ·°? 250m λ”μ°ν•œ μž₯λ²½ 생긴닀 β–  γ€Œ 길을 κ±·λ‹€ 보면 μ € 건물은 μ™œ μ €λ ‡κ²Œ μƒκ²Όμ„κΉŒ, ν•œλ²ˆμ―€ 생각해 λ³Έ 적 μ—†μœΌμ‹ κ°€μš”? νŠ€λŠ” 건물도, μ΅μˆ™ν•œ 건물도 μƒκΉ€μƒˆμ—λŠ” λ‹€ μ΄μœ κ°€ μžˆμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€. 건물뿐 μ•„λ‹ˆλΌ μ‚¬λŠ” 동넀와 λ„μ‹œλ„ λ§ˆμ°¬κ°€μ§€μ£ . 건좕을 μ „κ³΅ν•œ κΈ°μžκ°€ λ„μ‹œκ³΅κ°„μ„ ν•΄μ„€ν•΄λ“œλ¦½λ‹ˆλ‹€. 쀑앙일보 μœ λ£Œκ΅¬λ…μ„œλΉ„μŠ€ λ”μ€‘μ•™ν”ŒλŸ¬μŠ€ β€˜ν•œμ€ν™”μ˜ κ³΅κ°„νƒκ΅¬μƒν™œ(https://www.joongang.co.kr/

I was joking when I said the river will be walled on both sides with high-rise apartments, but the city administration is really going with it. Fuck your skyline ambitions, there are profits for the very rich and your skyline is in the way,
v.daum.net/v/2025081805...

18.08.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t wear your mother fucking backpacks on your back in the fucking subway in mother fucking rush hour you selfish daft bunch of twats. God mother fucking damn it. Go and shove that β€œμ •β€ up your fucking egoistic arses.

17.08.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To all the big corporations that give RFPs in the summer and fuck off on vacation for a month (yes specifically you Euro cunts).

FUCK

YOU

05.08.2025 10:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0