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@baimari

East Europe is a vibe and a geographical mistake. Trust me!

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Full of muppets in the subway today. Absolute muppets… Jesus fucking Christ…

11.03.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does this muppet have a pinched nerve in the neck, or is he just a robot programmed to repeat what the orange turd says?

04.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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'It's too warm': Greenland's fishermen are under threat from climate change Greenland’s fishermen are struggling as warming weather from climate change makes the sea ice unreliable and the fish harder to predict.

Cool... cool... cool... cool... cool...

04.03.2026 10:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
野鳥がたくさん描かれたスマホ壁紙用イラスト

野鳥がたくさん描かれたスマホ壁紙用イラスト

壁紙

28.02.2026 04:15 👍 2309 🔁 813 💬 11 📌 12
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

27.02.2026 23:57 👍 699 🔁 151 💬 16 📌 5

Maybe Canada should get its shit together and start living in the future!

27.02.2026 15:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How’d I do cousin? @adnana.bsky.social

27.02.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Remove Background from Image for Free – remove.bg Remove image backgrounds automatically in 5 seconds with just one click. Don't spend hours manually picking pixels. Upload your photo now & see the magic.

The remove.bg website does a great job of making transparent png files of photos of a signature. Use that png for the “sign” feature of Adobe Acrobat train wreck of a software and it should looks as if you’ve signed it on paper.

26.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love how all of Europe is just the same expensive bureaucratic bullshit with a different flag behind the desk. I have to renew my passport and that shit costs an arm and a leg, and it takes 2 months…

25.02.2026 14:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Want to watch the first SkiMo in Olympic history? Good fucking luck! Better turn on your VPN to Canada or the US so you can actually enjoy the rest of the Olympic sports...
Rant over...

20.02.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Olympics broadcast in Korea is another level of pathetic. There is no way to watch any of the sports without Korean athletes in them, because they are not broadcasted at all. But you can watch reruns and highlights of the same 5 sports...

20.02.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man laying on a couch with the words pretends to be shocked ALT: a man laying on a couch with the words pretends to be shocked

www.bbc.com/news/article...

20.02.2026 06:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really don't get people in corporate positions that have access to all necessary information, not bothering to read the motherfucking files that have been provided to them, to do their fucking job... The sheer incompetence... How were you even hired for your position? What is your position even?

29.01.2026 06:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's 2026 and Google Maps shows the whole metro network of Seoul and the area, not only the fucking Gyeongui–Jungang Line. What a time to be alive!

27.01.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Every day, I see more and more AI-generated images used in Korean media. I can't say I'm disappointed, as I had no respect for 95% of K-news K-industry anyway.

26.01.2026 14:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jonah Hill I Guess Bro GIF ALT: Jonah Hill I Guess Bro GIF

Board of Peace…
You know it’s serious business when fucking Albania and Kosovo are members!

22.01.2026 14:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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쿠팡 미국 본사 가보니 텅텅...델라웨어 법원이 기업 방패 [앵커] YTN이 고객 정보 유출 사태를 일으킨 쿠팡 미국 본사를 찾아가 보니 사무실의 흔적을 전혀 찾아볼 수 없었습니다. 쿠팡이 이런 곳에 본사를 둔 이유는 법인세 면제 혜택도 있지만, 델라웨어 법원의 친기업적 성격이 강하기 때문입니다. 쿠팡 미국 본사가 있는 델라웨어에서 이승윤 특파원입니다. [기자] 미국 델라웨어주 윌밍턴 노스 오렌지 스트리트

Oh man, Korea is just discovering the state of Delaware... This is gonna be fun
v.daum.net/v/2025121606...

16.12.2025 01:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally anything just to keep the bubble from bursting.
Safeguards from AI pushing you to suicide? No thank you!
AI that helps you generate Mickey Mouse porn? YES PLEASE!

Humanity should die off so burn the whole fucking planet ASAP and let's get this shitshow over with.

12.12.2025 00:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So Michigan City is not in Michigan, Chicago Heights is not in Chicago, and East Chicago is not even in the same state? Also, how New is New Buffalo? Was there really a need for another Buffalo? #michigan #illinois #indiana

10.10.2025 02:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Summary of this week:

26.09.2025 06:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To those who cancelled their Disney related subscriptions. Since Trump defunded PBS, it would help them quite a bit if you took the same money you used to send to Disney and instead, sent it to PBS/NPR.

22.09.2025 01:40 👍 995 🔁 345 💬 34 📌 15
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America by Design A National Design Studio Initiative

"What's the biggest brand in the world? If you said Trump, you're not wrong."
"Our Deal Leader" vibes are so strong, I thought I was reading soviet communist propaganda...
americabydesign.gov

22.09.2025 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump Gold Card Available now.

I can believe trumpcard.gov is an actual, official US government website 😂
@theonion.com really need to step up their game

22.09.2025 01:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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UK could suspend visas for countries with no returns deal New Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said her 'top priority' in her role is to 'secure' the UK's borders.

How fucking big is Kristi Noem??? Look at the size of that 대가리... fuckin'ell...
www.bbc.com/news/article...

09.09.2025 06:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"...returns to work." The job of doing fuck all???

05.09.2025 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bold, lino-cut style protest illustration on a bright yellow background. At the top, black hand-lettered text reads “UNLESS YOU’RE FIRST NATIONS,” above the head of an indignant black koala with yellow accents, staring directly forward and raising its middle finger. Below, more hand-lettered text reads “YOU’RE A DESCENDANT OF IMMIGRANTS. NO GATEKEEPING ON STOLEN LAND.” The word “STOLEN” is in red for emphasis.

A bold, lino-cut style protest illustration on a bright yellow background. At the top, black hand-lettered text reads “UNLESS YOU’RE FIRST NATIONS,” above the head of an indignant black koala with yellow accents, staring directly forward and raising its middle finger. Below, more hand-lettered text reads “YOU’RE A DESCENDANT OF IMMIGRANTS. NO GATEKEEPING ON STOLEN LAND.” The word “STOLEN” is in red for emphasis.

Unless you're First Nations, you're a descendant of immigrants. No gatekeeping on stolen land 🖤💛❤️

31.08.2025 01:58 👍 526 🔁 169 💬 8 📌 2

Motherfucking Supplier Assurance, why... THE FUCK... do you need me to log in to your fucking website every motherfucking 30 days??? Whose bright fucking idea was that???

01.09.2025 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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9월 외국인 보험 통·번역서비스 도입 지난해 국내 거주 외국인이 200만명을 넘겼지만, 민간 보험 가입률은 40% 수준으로 내국인 절반 수준에 그친 것으로 나타났다. 보험 창구에서 겪는 ‘언어 장벽’이 저조한 가입률 주 요인으로 분석된다. 이에 따라 금융당국은 내달부터 현장에 통·번역 서비스 등을 본격 도입해 외국인 보험 시장 편의성을 개선하기로 했다. 21일 금융당국에 따르면 금융감독원은

What a time to be alive! Now I can read the contract for a 보험 that will tell me to fuck off anyway!
We all know that the biggest issue for long term foreign residents is having businessestake their money
v.daum.net/v/2025082111...

21.08.2025 08:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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압구정 조합원 100% 한강뷰? 250m 끔찍한 장벽 생긴다 ■ 「 길을 걷다 보면 저 건물은 왜 저렇게 생겼을까, 한번쯤 생각해 본 적 없으신가요? 튀는 건물도, 익숙한 건물도 생김새에는 다 이유가 있습니다. 건물뿐 아니라 사는 동네와 도시도 마찬가지죠. 건축을 전공한 기자가 도시공간을 해설해드립니다. 중앙일보 유료구독서비스 더중앙플러스 ‘한은화의 공간탐구생활(https://www.joongang.co.kr/

I was joking when I said the river will be walled on both sides with high-rise apartments, but the city administration is really going with it. Fuck your skyline ambitions, there are profits for the very rich and your skyline is in the way,
v.daum.net/v/2025081805...

18.08.2025 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t wear your mother fucking backpacks on your back in the fucking subway in mother fucking rush hour you selfish daft bunch of twats. God mother fucking damn it. Go and shove that “정” up your fucking egoistic arses.

17.08.2025 22:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0