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Ted A’Zary

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Dad, nerd, media obsessive, I will post more than you care to read about soccer

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I like it way better than the tie dye mess I bought last World Cup

05.03.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We see boys at school who wear shorts all year and the girls and I agree that just means boys are silly

05.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who knew the key to making Yunus Musah goal dangerous was to bench him for 2 months

04.03.2026 21:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vibes

04.03.2026 19:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shit is A LOT, take a break from it for a bit

04.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To keep Nick Cage from stealing it, of course

04.03.2026 01:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This Hour Has 22 Minutes (TV Series 1993– ) ⭐ 7.0 | Comedy, News, Talk-Show 22m | TV-14

Canadian I think? m.imdb.com/title/tt0163...

03.03.2026 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The amount of praise you get as a father for doing the bare minimum level of parenting. Moms, to be clear, get none of that praise. I tell my kids all the time they need to thank their mom because if something good happens in their life mom is like 95% behind it

02.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Juve’d pay half that at least just for the transfer fee for someone new who was half decent

02.03.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Such a fantastic show!

02.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thompson and Fox just shredding the left side defense #USWNT

01.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Rodman cheers ❤️ #USWNT

01.03.2026 23:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Heaps Banger Alert 🚨

USWNT x @volkswagen.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:37 👍 127 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 3

That ball from Yohannes is unreal

01.03.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sure looked onside #USWNT

01.03.2026 22:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman in a black dress is talking to a man and saying judging , judging so hard . ALT: a woman in a black dress is talking to a man and saying judging , judging so hard .

Luckily it’s just 8pm here so

28.02.2026 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post old memes to confuse young people

27.02.2026 12:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Surely

27.02.2026 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Image from tv series The Wire with a quote “ain’t nobody got nothing to say about a 40 degree day”

Image from tv series The Wire with a quote “ain’t nobody got nothing to say about a 40 degree day”

26.02.2026 20:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My solve for this is to have a name literally no one else has

26.02.2026 20:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Daughter endures family trauma, repeatedly, to reclaim family home

26.02.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been saying for a while that Richards playing well might be the difference in a deep World Cup run for us, I may have to switch that to Weston. His form is unreal, it’s lockdown Pulisic levels

25.02.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also: pay the man

25.02.2026 21:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disaster for Juve if they let him go now

25.02.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The greatest season of the greatest show ever? Bold choice.

24.02.2026 19:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Share a TV show that raised you

23.02.2026 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

22.02.2026 16:07 👍 2269 🔁 419 💬 42 📌 34
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a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope"

(John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

22.02.2026 13:45 👍 9001 🔁 2875 💬 1260 📌 1176

Jedi not even in the squad again for Fulham. It’s hard to find updates - my worry is that he’s never completely gotten over the knee issue from last year.

22.02.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pepi on the bench for PSV

21.02.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0