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@californiapizza.kitchen

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists. “Loser” He/Him

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SOON

16.02.2026 17:01 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m off to the post office to mail some packages to some universities in my manifesto

16.02.2026 16:03 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where’s the money coming for “electrolytes… they’re what plays crave”

09.02.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.02.2026 00:52 👍 154 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0

In case you needed another reason to hate Jon Bon Jovi

08.02.2026 23:25 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Mixing up LRAD and LiDAR in the leftist chat AND the archaeology chat

08.02.2026 01:31 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Jim Henson’s corpse

07.02.2026 01:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They rebranded Memory Lane because of woke

07.02.2026 00:56 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi everyone! We’ve been super busy delivering meals the past two weeks- the extreme cold has made this more necessary than ever. MIWRC has been operating as an emergency warning shelter for most of the month and we’ve been really fortunate to help keep hot meals available there for people in need.

31.01.2026 21:41 👍 212 🔁 123 💬 2 📌 3
Baby Nut wearing a top hat

Baby Nut wearing a top hat

Baby Nut all grown up, without a hat, working for ICE

Baby Nut all grown up, without a hat, working for ICE

Remember Baby Nut from the Super Bowl? This is him now. Feel old yet?

29.01.2026 22:37 👍 1178 🔁 80 💬 12 📌 2

🌈⭐️

28.01.2026 00:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why?

27.01.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s from Saturday at 26th and Blaisdell. It’s MPD and the state patrol, not ICE.

27.01.2026 20:25 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

27.01.2026 05:36 👍 19000 🔁 6276 💬 929 📌 1172
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Rioters seen in south Minneapolis today.

24.01.2026 22:17 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Two men dressed in black wearing huge PRESS signs on their jackets.

Two men dressed in black wearing huge PRESS signs on their jackets.

From @californiapizza.kitchen on the other site: There are now multiple agitators posing as PRESS in Minneapolis. These two "journalists" were filming and inciting people, and were reportedly run out of the area by the community. fwiw I was not there, but i have encountered this before.

24.01.2026 22:13 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1
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🧊 snatched a family and left some critters behind 💔 I’m fostering two kittens and their mama, working on getting them care. We got mama set up for spay and vet check up tomorrow, and gonna take it from there! Hoping to raise $ to help cover ongoing care costs. Ty! Miigwetch!

14.01.2026 20:11 👍 31 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0

How do you think this is going to turn out if nothing is done?

14.01.2026 19:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis

14.01.2026 17:38 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures

14.01.2026 17:37 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE

14.01.2026 17:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE

14.01.2026 17:35 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE

14.01.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today

12.01.2026 20:44 👍 36 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

This is the video.

07.01.2026 17:47 👍 7837 🔁 4005 💬 699 📌 1814

It’s a lot smaller than I thought it would be

02.08.2025 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up

31.07.2025 04:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0