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Dan F

@einzelhaft

He/him. Amateur astronomer, photographer, astrophotographer. Video game enthusiast. Learning German. Love my kitties! I use "fuck" like a pepper shaker. That shit just adds a bit of flavor to everything! ๐Ÿ˜œ Texan under protest. MAGAts need not apply! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

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This. There is a set of Democratic voters who are akin to toddlers, who will only vote if they get their way. I think it started with the Bernie Bros, but it's possible it goes back farther than that. Big picture means nothing to these people.

04.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gawd. Would you prefer cat shit or dog shit, madame?

04.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman with a surprised look on her face says die die die die Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face says die die die die
02.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 162 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there . Alt: a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there .
28.02.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are amazing, as always! โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

24.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a moron. And a terrible human, naturally.

24.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is laughing with his mouth open and the words `` ha ha ha ha '' written on the bottom . Alt: a man is laughing with his mouth open and the words `` ha ha ha ha '' written on the bottom .
23.02.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When the big breaking news finally comes, before they even have the chance to lower the flags to half-mast, the entire world will be like...

22.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3902 ๐Ÿ” 413 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Hahahahahahaaaaaa! Worse, TX.

22.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My senators are, unfortunately, shitty human beings.

22.02.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Everywhere Isn't Texas (Official Music Video)
Everywhere Isn't Texas (Official Music Video) YouTube video by August Ponthier

I know it might sound reckless, but you don't have to stay in Texas... ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉท

21.02.2026 07:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vienna 2026 has its host entry! ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น

COSMร“ has won Austria's pre-selection and will perform 'Tanzschein' at the 70th Eurovision Song Contest in May ๐ŸŽค

www.eurovision.com/stories/vien...

20.02.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It speaks volumes that for half a second I thought this was probably true.

20.02.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

20.02.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2398 ๐Ÿ” 446 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

That makes much more sense than "Chest McAndy Merrill," which I was trying to make into some sort of new character.

19.02.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Meade LXD55 Schmidt Newtonian telescope next to an observatory dome

A Meade LXD55 Schmidt Newtonian telescope next to an observatory dome

While the SCT is down, figured I would drag this baby out and see what it needs. #astronomy

18.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stay riiiiiiight there!

13.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This ad should concern Susan Collins.

13.02.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 6968 ๐Ÿ” 2632 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 528 ๐Ÿ“Œ 257
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๐Ÿ”ปโ€ฆ๐Ÿ”ป

10.02.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6488 ๐Ÿ” 1293 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163 ๐Ÿ“Œ 73

..... Did he actually say "14 is old enough???" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

09.02.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That should clear things up.

09.02.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3974 ๐Ÿ” 962 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

07.02.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A conversation: "I made what I think is excellent progress on the mechanics of the scope last night.  Which left me with no time to do anything except shoot the moon. Plus the moon is such a diva that it's really the only thing you can shoot while it's making an appearance." 
The response: an image of a man gesturing with his hands around his face, captioned "look at me!"

A conversation: "I made what I think is excellent progress on the mechanics of the scope last night. Which left me with no time to do anything except shoot the moon. Plus the moon is such a diva that it's really the only thing you can shoot while it's making an appearance." The response: an image of a man gesturing with his hands around his face, captioned "look at me!"

Truth in astrophotography! #astrophotography #humor #diva #Moon

06.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of the Moon

An image of the Moon

Spent the evening working on the mechanics of the 'scope, so I just finished up with a little lunar imaging. I think it went well! ๐ŸŒš Best 181 of 200 .020 second subs.

06.02.2026 08:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think anyone is questioning that sort of thing going on. But in the case of -this- specific email, that's not necessarily the case, given all available facts.

05.02.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to defend this email, but it's likely not 9-year-old. Note the =; A lot of the files have corruption in which characters end up replaced with the =. In this case, there was probably a character in front of the nine.

05.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0