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like see? a complete goddess

a picture of me wearing a graphic t shirt that has red designs. I am showing off my dark blue hair and holding up my phone in the mirror

why are you blue?

yeah sorry, i stole it to buy league skins

my partner the definition of divine goddess, god damn this woman

"so because im a man?" ESPECIALLY because you're a man

hey, hi, brain? hi, yes, i’d like to not feel guilty for doing things that better my own mental health. sincerely, the shell you control

babe you alright? you've barely touched your McDonalds Big Arch™

sorry guys i can’t get drafted, my mom said no

nothing like your box cutter falling out of your pocket while you’re pissing and actually getting flushed

i’m at the age where i can no longer pop, lock, and drop it without every bone in my entire body popping

starfruit is so fucking good

to be honest i like you better when you do

when card scalping is so bad they even scalp card event tickets 🤡

now i’m no expert but

Requiem is the best Resident Evil in a HOT minute

guess who took off work today to play resident evil

this shit goofy as hell

honestly i forgot about the lion but you’re right, i have no clue where that mf ended up

shit i know i’d be

shoutout to the D.A.R.E bear, we all failed that mf

me holding the new redbull spring edition in my car

time to test out this new elixir of awakeness

if age of consent is made to discriminate against men, maybe they deserve to be discriminated against

kill your local pedophile.

you may be onto something

jigsaw puzzles made from AI images just make me cringe

at least 1 or 2

resident evil is already here next week

checking the time every 10 minutes to see if an hour has magically gone by

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

eyebags heavier than my paycheck