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V.A. Begins Drive to Put Some Homeless Veterans Into Guardianship

What. The fuck.

Trump wants to institutionalize homeless veterans. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

He wants to change the training of 🚨FBI AGENTS🚨 to make them train with 🤡UFC fighters🤡 because apparently no one trains FBI(!!!) agents how to protect themselves. Gah!

How is the whole country insane now?

Sometimes democracy dies because the enemies kill it. Sometimes it dies because the elderly kill it with their own narcissism. Sometimes it’s both.

Don’t let democracy die because of either

Term Limits PLEASE.

These days most of my statements begin with "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but..."

One piece of chicken.
One piece of broccoli.
One tortilla.
One other item.

Apparently the one other item is "Liver". RFK says eat liver, it's a cheaper cut of meat.

School shooting after bloody school shooting we were told we had to tolerate because of a sacred Second Amendment right to fight tyranny. Then the tyranny comes and every gun nut vanishes.

(cartoon Adam Zyglis)

Iran knows now how much pain they can inflict on the US, and how that pain impacts Trump and his GOP.
Trump and his manly warriors apparently did not think things thru...and Hormuz as a chokepoint was nothing they considered.
Stupid is as stupid does.

I wish we didn’t have to pick up the tab for his mother’s refusal to hug him as a child.

“I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”
- Pres. George W. Bush

Trump is F'kn the US like it was a 13 year old girl.

Imagine wearing a cap for the dignified transfer and the very next day wearing the same cap to play golf.

I’m fairly positive, at this point, that the entire administration is not only snorting Coke off the Whitehouse toilet seats, they’re probably also licking up the residue.

I don't think you have to Nostradamus to figure that bombing Iran might raise oil prices. And it seems pretty obvious that buying oil in advance of causing an oil price spike might just save Americans a lot of money. But...

...maybe there wasn't much planning?

When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist.

I am so in love with Harrison Ford in Shrinking.

The question is.

Did Trump know the news was going to come out that the DOJ hid 47,000 Epstein Files that implicated him?

So he started a war.

Because the news of this got buried under the Iran war.

Did you notice that.

I noticed that!!!

I’m sure this is breaking news, but Casablanca is incredible. I gotta make a rewatch happen more often.

Beautiful film.

A small group of Democratic lawmakers have just proposed legislation to bar members of Congress from profiting off prediction markets, citing elected officials' possession of "material nonpublic information."

The fuck kind of answer is this

The grift gotta keep grifting, and nothing will change but maybe the next dumbass (Matkwayne) will learn not to embarrass the boss with secret contracts and payoffs.

Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.

Herman’s Hermits I fear…”I’m Henery the eighth I am”

Spoke too soon…she’ll still be grifting as the “Envoy for The Shield of the Americas". Whatever the fack that means, he still admires her marksmanship. 🤬

Former editor here: "Imminent" means "likely to occur at any moment." There's no such thing as 47 years of imminent.