Minutes pass. Pizza arrives. Everyone swarms the pizza boxes. By the time you get there, two pieces of the special are gone, as well as half the pepperoni and meat pizzas. In the fourth box lies a single, thin slice β a talisman against being thought rude for taking the last piece.
03.03.2026 19:37
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"Great! Ok, we'll have one cheese, one pepperoni, one Mega Mondo Meat with extra meat, and the monthly special.*"
(*monthly special not vegetarian, of course)
03.03.2026 19:37
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Perspective: the only vegetarian in a group about to order pizza.
"You like cheese pizza, right?"
"Of course! Everybody likes cheese pizza."
03.03.2026 19:37
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Of all the verbal tics the kids these days have adopted, the one that annoys me most is "hear me out", especially before a bare assertion offered without justification.
14.02.2026 18:06
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3yo old coined "yesbody" last night at bedtime. So proud!
14.02.2026 17:06
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It's not quite the same thing but there was a real sense that "good at math" was a thing but every other subject had no real standards and everybody was basically the same. Like you could be in "advanced" English and just never actually read the assigned books!
11.02.2026 22:38
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I went to a tiny Catholic high school with no AP classes or "gifted" track, but it still struck me that calculus had 6 people in it, chemistry II had 4, but the "advanced" English I took the same year had 26ish, over half my class, including plenty of people uninterested in reading.
11.02.2026 22:38
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happy to explain to 3yo that the Patriots are the bad guys
09.02.2026 02:28
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There's an even simpler explanation than "people stopped reading Harry Potter because the author is a bigot". What if people stopped reading Harry Potter because it's not actually that good and the zeitgeist moment/marketing campaign has passed?
26.01.2026 22:55
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Row Zero is also mostly written in #rustlang
25.01.2026 17:48
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This is true! Many of the engineers who designed and led the rewrite of the S3 filesystem are now at rowzero.com
25.01.2026 17:47
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tfw you thought of something to post but the Trump regime has just murdered another Minnesotan
24.01.2026 16:15
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You're on a bus that's not going to DC. The bus company does nothing but shout into phones and promise to pick you up in another bus whenever the driver finishes doing whatever he's doing.
21.01.2026 17:24
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hypothesis: the difference between interesting people and non- is that the former, when someone says a thing, wonder, "hmm, is that true?" and have some idea how they might find out. the latter just add it to their ledger of "things I have heard people say" that they use to decide what to believe.
18.01.2026 09:00
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27 Million Fewer Car Trips could also be the title of the autobiography of any American who moved to the city for the first time after college.*
*offer void in Texas
11.01.2026 08:36
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Diminish a band
They Probably Aren't Giants
11.01.2026 05:51
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"and a loose community of hyper-intellectually curious posters on X"
what a polite way to say "likely marks"
07.01.2026 02:00
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At a certain point the whole construct of a lie breaks down because they don't understand the truth enough to misrepresent it.
04.01.2026 23:45
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I have a different reading of this. Miller is implicitly β in a way that's hard to see without the benefit of hindsight β saying "Trump will only invade countries in the western hemisphere, abandoning the rest of the world to Russia and China" and everyone just read it as "We're anti-war".
04.01.2026 06:05
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hacker news is consistently awful on politics. in today's thread on Venezuela, really striking how "America bad because imperialism" is wielded both as a reason to vote against Dems and as exculpatory for Trump when he does "the same".
03.01.2026 23:50
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Seems like a good time to repost the Trumpiest Baby Names gregat.es/baby-names-t...
02.01.2026 19:05
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Moorean Trump
31.12.2025 06:13
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I guess 17 years have passed since s1
29.12.2025 04:57
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Ok Stranger Things s5e4, sorcerers weren't introduced until 3e, in 2000.
29.12.2025 04:02
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"Navarroβs mother gave the book four stars, but not five, on Amazon."
29.12.2025 03:28
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Something I think about is how anything with the appearance of systematic rigor can easily seem true and authoritative to an uncritical mind. Like the virtue system from Ultima IV.
27.12.2025 03:33
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gregat.es
And a look at which baby names were more popular in red/blue states in 2024:
gregat.es/baby-names-t...
26.12.2025 16:30
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