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Dufrain

@andydufrain

I back myself to walk 30% faster than Google maps thinks I can.

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Greetings cards labelled "Nan, Nanna, Nanny, Nana and Nannie"

Greetings cards labelled "Nan, Nanna, Nanny, Nana and Nannie"

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...

27.08.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 1006 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 15

Not only a perfect line up of DJs but I can confirm that each of these musical hosts would 100% let you out of a road end if you were stuck in heavy traffic.

22.08.2025 05:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of Suleiman al-Obeid, former captain of the Pakestinian national football team, killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food.

A photograph of Suleiman al-Obeid, former captain of the Pakestinian national football team, killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food.

I admire Mo Salah's restraint.

"Farewell". Really?

Suleiman al-Obeid was killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food in Gaza. Say it, you cowards.

09.08.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 2224 πŸ” 844 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)

09.08.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 10477 πŸ” 1243 πŸ’¬ 634 πŸ“Œ 621

Every single one of these DJs can be relied upon to boil pasta to exactly the right level.

Tune in.

25.07.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tapping the sign again

28.12.2024 10:50 πŸ‘ 1943 πŸ” 605 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 23

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

27.12.2024 19:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ARAGORN: You have my sword
LEGOLAS: And my bow
GIMLI: And my axe
NIGHTCLUB CLOAKROOM ATTENDANT: Sorry but if you don't have your tickets there's nothing I can do

14.12.2024 12:32 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Blue Suede shoes help line. Dial:

1 for the money
2 for the show
3 to get ready
4 to hear the options again

08.10.2024 14:54 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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SIMPLY HAVING A

14.12.2024 13:23 πŸ‘ 48819 πŸ” 10915 πŸ’¬ 1106 πŸ“Œ 849

Being held for questioning sounds so nice

12.12.2024 23:46 πŸ‘ 2615 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 19

Investigations continue into the betting patterns regarding gambling on Dufrain playing some grime instrumentals tonight but I can't possibly say since that would be insider trading or something.

13.12.2024 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Ok, thanks. Yes, I understand" says the gift horse sadly, his toothache raging, as he crosses yet another Dental Practice off his list.

13.12.2024 09:55 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Each day on PL there is one main crisis club. The goal is to never be it

23.11.2024 18:44 πŸ‘ 664 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 8

I can exclusively report that Dufrain will be playing that mad new grime all stars tune but you knew that already, didn't you?

29.11.2024 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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l’étoile bleue (Blue Star) by Joan MirΓ³, 1972, πŸ“Έ by @RomanPuno

24.11.2024 16:30 πŸ‘ 1192 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5
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Arran is a curiously Scottish name for a Bosnian hound but here we are.

24.11.2024 21:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the initial post of this on here feels like being at Woodstock must have felt. Probably.

23.11.2024 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again

09.09.2023 08:19 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Sources close to Dufrain suggest that he might play some music above 140bpm this evening. When asked if this means he's going to play some slightly dodgy vocal jungle at about 11.30pm the sources were quoted as saying "mind your own business".

20.09.2024 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0