Will

This is gorgeous.

Never considered intimidation as an approach to improving my reading comprehension, but I am now. Thank you internet person

What if they touched lava instead

No crime in being tired, even if you made yourself tired by doing lots of high intensity crimes

oh no. oh no no no

is it cheating if it’s in an alternate timeline

Sorry I'm broke but I here is a picture of a frog I drew at work today just for you, the frog is named Nort. Happy IWD

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

I'm not sure I've ever...ever once adjusted

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

a veggie pizza is a salad with an edible serving vessel

gods what a stupid timeline this is

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

they're full of essential vitamin o and well as vitamin spa and vitamin ghett. You may be deficient in one or all of these.

Affection and companionship is nice but at this point I'd settle for a partnership where they just drag me out of bed and dunk my head in a bucket ice water when my first alarm goes off and we just go on about our day from there

*stares with fury as the bird simmers in the oven*

Shit dude thank you so much for this meme

Beholding the orangeness eventually leads to the characters' blindness as it slowly scorches their retinas over time. Shakespearean level tragedy that movie

You deserve a little treat. You go scream into that abyss.

if i'm eaten I just want a top tier review on whatever version of yelp the creature that eats me uses

yesterday my buddy was like, it would suck to be killed by a shark, but it would make for a hell of a story. I argued that it'd be too horrible to be worth it...unless the shark killed me in a fist fight. That's legendary shit, and would still satisfy my honor.

Hi Frogby

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

He must be stopped

I think the limbo approach to audio quality is best. The lower you go, the more you win.

whoa now this bread needs a NSFW tag

The Heights weren't even like, that high, man, certainly not enough for the amount of Wuthering implied in the title to occur