In the very first Mario Galaxy movie teaser, the first thing we see is Mario asleep. The latest trailer unveils the character Wart. It's been there the whole time, the final plot twist: the movie takes place during the events of Link's Awakening, and therefore, is part of the Zelda timeline
turns out John Malkovich will NOT be playing "Yoshi"
It is the year 2032. 90% of every one working in the video game industry have been laid off twice. If your game doesn't lead to a movie or thousands of hours of YouTube theory videos, they will take your house and all your shoes. You will need a government ID and blood sample to play Minecraft 2.
A Daisy doodle #WIP
"Daylight Savings isn't so bad" I tell myself, but then I go to work
Jolene from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Jolene doodle
It's me, your trusted man on the street, hitting the bricks and asking hard-working Americans the tough questions, like "Where does Yoshi's nose end and his mouth begin?" According to the fine folks at the Burger King drive through, views are extremely divided
Dog
Princess Peach dressed in a Nurse outfit. Dr. Mario fan art? In 2026? Dang that's crazy
Nurse Toadstool for MAR10 Day
Government Lawyers are scary. But they ain't Nintendo Lawyers.
Makes sense that they're putting Wart in the Mario Galaxy movie. With all the characters they're shoehorning in there, the whole thing is gonna feel like a fever dream.
Still working
"Hello Nintendo? This is Brian. Yeah, that one. Say, I just bought and preloaded Pokopia on my Switch 2 and it won't let me play it and I think you should let me play it now. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yep. Uh huh. Yeah, with real money. Uh huh. It's right there on the screen. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yes I'll hold."
It took me so many hours to find a Shiny Alpha Gholdengo, and he doesn't even have the decency to put on a pair of pants
please say something nice about my shiny metal son, the other kids were mean at kickball today
For Mario's 40th Anniversary, Nintendo has announced they will hold the celebration at the local bowling alley, and if we all work together, we can win enough tickets to get that Razor Scooter he really wants
If I ever make my own video game, please do not put it at the very end of The Game Awards, I beg of you
Gonna be MAR10 Day, too #WIP
Pokopia you can't do this to me, your metacritic too good, your swagger too strong
Getting an early jump on MAR13 Day #WIP
Everybody say Happy Birthday Chun-Li
Only had a little bit of time to draw this birthday grandma
RUMOR: The PlayStation 6 will release in the summer of 2042, due to:
- Computer parts finally coming down on price
- Miyazaki has gotten around to remaking Bloodborne, by himself, with his own two hands
Part of the stipulations for this free vacation is that you sit through at least 3 presentations as well as q & a follow-ups where they give you the hard sell
Estranged oil tycoon's son and his third wife are here to talk to you about the benefits of owning a timeshare
2 hour YouTube compilation of people crashing out from seeing what the Pomeranian Pokemon evolves into
Pokemon is turning 30 this year, so to celebrate, Game Freak will be giving away a limited-edition Pikachu with a permanent drowsy status and a knee that sometimes pops when walking around
RIP Warner Brothers, it'd be nice to think that your worst days are behind you and that the future is looking bright but uh
If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.
tcpipeline.org
For this upcoming Pokemon Day, The Pokemon Company is proud to announce that they have created a real-life Psyduck through the magic of modern science, and also they are less proud to announce that the creature has escaped captivity and it's whereabouts are unknown
We used to stand for Wii Shop Wednesday, we used to be a real country
