My head was heavy with thoughts 💭
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06.03.2026 16:07
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My head was heavy with thoughts 💭
#DogsOfBluesky
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
She is such a little worm
I'm unsure how people really think people were downplaying a virus that can kill you, make you go blind, wipe out your immune system for years, and oh yeah come back and kill you a decade after you thought you'd shaken it.
Snickers, get off the cat!
Cat? What cat?
Omg
😲
Gah
Yyyyyyeesssssss
🤣🤣🤣
😅😅
🤣
Aaaiiieeee
“A good way to start the weekend would be to donate a little to our pal Traci”
Fffffffffffttt
Everyone in my mentions saying that pillow’s is too small for his noggin & I’m like
It’s just facts!!!
Or perhaps his head is much too large?
THREE? she’d be turning into a sausage herself!
🤣
Slava Beakraine!
There aren’t enough pillows for that head
She was displeased
Someone should create a parody account that just tweets out what Trump would be tweeting if Harris had won and was presiding over this economy and this war.
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.
they’re just begging for a car chase
“So far, Google’s AI infrastructure buildout drove an 11 percent rise in the company's total emissions last year.”
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
SHOHEI OHTANI GRAND SLAM
The producers of mythic quest make even more bad decisions
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn,"
Kell’s long week:
- naps
- snackos
- rubs
- walkies
- more naps
- treatos
- barking at UPS
- extra naps just to be sure
- nose kisses
