Pete (Fuck ICE Era)

[Japan has entered the chat]

So often I wish there are small, insignificant things I could remember.

Dana Scully said it best, "I don't care about the big questions right now, Mulder. I just want a chance to ask my mother a few of the little ones.”

The first gen Saturn Vue and Pontiac Torrent were on the GMT315 platform… Then things got weird when Opel showed up more in the US.

Cadillac was kinda just doing their own thing with the Sigma platform.

2000-2010ish was really a weird era.

Tate's next tweet: "Having your balls cut off by another man is gay."

(This, from the cretin who claimed that a man having sex with a woman for pleasure is gay).

Noem is out. Great.

Markwayne Mullin is replacing her. FUCK!

My supervisor installed a second monitor at his desk today.

Why? Because he needs a screen dedicated to ChatGPT, 100% of the time.

Why? Because he dictates his babble in to it, asks to clean it up, the copies and pastes it in to Outlook.

Yet I still found several spelling errors in his emails.

Just spit my Dunkalatte all over my keyboard. 🤣

ai/dr

If bootleggers didn’t need it, NASCAR ain’t gettin’ it!

Yeeeeeehaw!

Mechanic: “More Bear Bond?”

Crew Chief: “More Bear Bond.”

Mother of god. SUCH a bumpy track. It would be a war of attrition on suspension components and spinal columns.

Ah, so Vance’s skin is being harvested to heal Trump.

Got it.

Will Tom Holland take Zendaya’s surname?

Congress can’t act alone. The 25th amendment requires the Vice President and a majority of Cabinet members to declare the President unfit.

That surely won’t happen.

We sure that gramps hasn’t just lost the plot?

two pictures side by side: on the left, Pete Hegseth standing in front of the US flag, under that: "What Right Wing Podcast Bros Think Women Want" and on the right, Tom Holland in a wig and teddy dancing and lip syncing to Rihanna "Umbrella," under that: "What Women Actually Want"

YES!!! I was inspired a couple of years ago to create this.

I cannot explain this phenomenon. It goes SO hard.

Michael Jordan celebrating another three-peat brings up a lot of nostalgia.

Seeing that NASCAR and Indy are off to great starts this season, with the prospect of wild F1 season… Gonna be a good year for motorsports. 🏎️💨

Every time you enter a tunnel: “WHERE ARE YOOOOU!?”

Greenland could do literally the funniest thing right now…

Why would anyone do that when season 23 of Top Chef starts next week; AND Padma is back, hosting America’s Culinary Cup.

Waitwaitwait. Don’t celebrity chefs signal the end of empires?

Uh oh.

The Lockheed-Martin administration always wins out in the end.

I always thought it was “Leery” in reference to the creepy gaze that’s permanently etched upon his waxy countenance.

If there were ever a time for a Pepsi Blue comeback…

One would think that Germany (of all countries) would recognize what’s going on here.

Remember when FEMA shit the bed during last year’s Texas floods?

Why is there so much yelling?

“We are the hottest country anywhere.”

Did Trump just acknowledge climate change?

Paid agitators and insurrections, you mean?

I wonder if any pardoned J6ers will be in attendance…