Bluedy Moos

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

My deepest sympathy.

Seems like a terrible idea that could have the unintended but hilarious side effect of making 3rd parties viable.

It's been broken beyond fixing. And the faster we all adjust to this idea and get to work on something better than the US ever was to begin with the fewer kids will grow up in this violent and bigoted hell hole.

I see people making the point that if this keeps going, we won't have a nation.

But if we have a system incapable of bringing criminals to justice for their criminal acts, without fear or favor, then we ALREADY don't have a nation.

Like the constant Trolley Problem chatter feels linked to the over-eagerness of the Yglesiases and Newsoms of the world to find vulnerable people to sacrifice for the greater good. Like it's a way to make HURTING people somehow seem VIRTUOUS.

No thanks!

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We got Vampy covered! Thanks, friends! 💖

Used to be April 1st - July 1st in the US. Three months.

We'd get tornadoes "out of season" back then but the majority, nationally, happened in those three months.

I don't know what the averages look like these days, and they're only gonna get weirder as the earth heats more.

This is a "future radar" image BTW. For 3:30 Wednesday morning. This is not sitting on me now, thank Zeus.

Remember when tornado season was a thing and it wasn't just nine months of, "Oops! It got (ridiculously) warm! Here come the severe storms!"?

Oh yeah. Purrito will likely come crawling up under my covers as soon as he hears thunder six counties away. 😄💖

A still radar forecast image showing a map of most of Ohio, the majority of the Michigan mitten, and the NE quarter of Indiana. It also shows part of Southern Ontario and a western sliver of PA. There is a large line of strong storms with lots of yellow and red running from north of Hamilton, ON, down back through Michigan and Ohio through the northern half of Indiana. The forecast time stamp for this image is Wednesday at 3:36 AM.

If this had been normal when I was younger I probably would have ended up in therapy MUCH sooner. 😄

Every thing is off if anyone can help please im sorry

This is impossible. 2019 was just a couple years ago...

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

I remember when it didn't take two days to recover from the lightest of chores. 😮‍💨

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I've never seen anyone declare anything as goofy and wrong as you claiming, "I am NOT susceptible to propaganda."

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Thirty-two experts find no evidence ADHD is being overdiagnosed

It’s a bit like how we didn’t ‘overfind’ more stars when telescopes were invented. Why has going after neurodivergent people become a national sport? www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

Moms Are Risking Arrest to Protect Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth The government wants to ban care nationwide, and hospitals are shutting down treatment. Parents just want it all to stop.

www.them.us/story/trans-...

The Washington Post Difficult people in your life might make you age faster, study suggests New research suggests that difficult people, a.k.a. “hasslers,” contribute to chronic stress and elevate epigenetic biomarkers associated with aging.

Ok, now take this logic and apply it to being trans, where society at large is the "hassler"

Unfortunately it's AI slop. 😮‍💨

Going to a restaurant and screaming “FOOD!” at the waiter so as not to elevate my customised desires into primacy.

I just found Cheers in Fallout 4. 🤣💖

I did stuff yesterday for the first time in months. Like, multiple things.

Today I am worn out but having another okay day.

The reason why you oppose Newsom strongly and fervently now instead of surrendering ahead of time is so we get someone better to be the nominee and we don't have to settle. Why are people too fucking dim to get this

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