brianloveswords

Github about to lose their SINGLE 9 of uptime 💀

as george orwell famously said, "let the bodies hit the floor"

hey, I just learned that @heyjane.com is hiring a full-time remote graphic designer! We are a telemedicine clinic focused on providing medication abortion, so if you think this is for you, check the position: jobs.lever.co/heyjane/a1a7...

a series of folders, with eyes and nose and mouth glyphs on them, loosely resembling a face. loosely

a lot of you are hesitating to update to macOS 26, which is too bad, because i'm over here making my new best friend: foldy

desperately looking for an employer with piss pot perk so I can stop pissing myself at my desk

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

"what a horrible night to have a curse" from castlevania 2, in the Pokémon Pokopia font and styling

Everyone talks about things spiraling OUT of control but has anyone ever tried spiraling INTO control

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

what if i like muddy blocks have you considered that?????

If I had a nickel for every weekend in 2026 that began with waking up to a new US war dropping I'd have two nickels

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

hell yeah, philosophy and creative writing for me too and was just telling a friend the same. bonus, i spent several years working on specifically specs and test suites

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

man remember when republicans used to pretend to be about small government

A heavy metal wheel crank laid against a wrought iron fence among various other free items

*sigh* great. There’s obviously some sort of device nearby I’m gonna need to use this on to compete a puzzle so I gotta lug it to the leftist coffee shop and bookstore with me

hell yeah

many are saying: woims

“see muted replies” is always a real “dead dove do not eat” situation for me

every business news story is about a guy who looks like he was conceived on the ocean floor

Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers

I’m buying Doritos in a leveraged buyout. Doritos is going $20 billion into debt to afford me owning it for free. Sounds like a lot, but we’ll earn it all back with my idea for “Dr. Doritos” acetaminophen-dusted medical chips

The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.

Hi friends I just got laid off along with 40% of Block. No idea what comes next, but if you have need for a Principal Frontend Engineer hit me up!

I've hated Oracle and Larry Ellison on principle for a long time but in the past year I've had the absolute displeasure of actually being exposed to Oracle software and boy oh boy do I wish he and his whole family would somehow lose every fucking cent.

when i am president i will

Strings are the last refuge of dynamic types made manifest in statically typed languages: a data type that can contain anything and do anything and about which you know virtually nothing useful at compile time.

I just love all the trans people in my life and want them to be safe and happy!!!!!