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@chrispm87

Manchester. Gamer. Reader. Paper folder. LEGO builder. Baker. Likely to be found on a cruise ship. Usually in need of coffee.

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Ah… yes, the critically thinking, enlightened minds of those who can do no better than call everything ‘woke’.

Ironically, making themselves the biggest snowflakes.

10.03.2026 19:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently, yes

08.03.2026 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👅

28.02.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 08:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wishing a very happy birthday! 🖖🎂

26.02.2026 08:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good view 😜

20.02.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The increasing hyper-individualism some have is *exhausting*, not everything has to be for/about/tailored toward you - don’t like it? Skip it, move on, forgo spending any longer on it, don’t feel the need to announce it and, most importantly, touch some grass!

19.02.2026 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy valentines! This is sublime

14.02.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Friday to you too, Seán!

13.02.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A purr-fect win for the day!

Sorry about the pun 😅

12.02.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay Paul, have a nice evening 👍

12.02.2026 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Again, I didn’t say that. He has poor judgement. Better than the previous few we’ve had. If you believe me unserious, ignore me. You’re not required to engage.

12.02.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Didn’t say they did, did I?

12.02.2026 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Early and surprising birthday gift received - tickets to see Robyn. That and I’m glad past me bought two crème eggs last weekend.

What made you happy today?

12.02.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe because the press barely cover anything positive about him, or his achievements?

And why would they? Doom and gloom sells and generates clicks.

12.02.2026 18:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t respond well to threats… but in this case, I am willing to make an exception.

12.02.2026 16:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the priority from him? That’s it?

09.02.2026 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly… most Enterprise. Especially if featuring the decontamination chamber.

And TNG Justice always raises a smile.

Chin up, ignore the trolls.

08.02.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

06.02.2026 21:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mighty fine view!

05.02.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s having a toddler tantrum at his little podium

20.01.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think he has plenty of time, based on his inability to construct any form of coherent sentence.

He’s a slurring toddler throwing his toys on the floor. Literally.

20.01.2026 19:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can’t reduce the cost of something by more than 100%.

20.01.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is he okay?

This “press conference” started as the weirdest show and tell by someone with the skills of a toddler.

Sure, throw your 800 page accomplishments document on the floor. Why not?

Heck, dart from adding $9 trillion of value to men playing women’s sports.

Oh, and zero inflation.

20.01.2026 19:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Temu Tories.

15.01.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀😜👅

11.01.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is shit. Every year.

23.12.2025 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You’re a gift that keeps giving 👀

21.12.2025 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fabulous choice, one of my favourites

21.12.2025 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Bake day.

20.12.2025 14:37 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0