dr joshua phillips

Specifically in a US/Euro mayo-based pasta salad context

Biang biang

*walks into restaurant*
*barges past waiter*
*vaults over counter into kitchen*
"Hello chef, I desire a delicious meal"

You're performing what some might call acts of computational necromancy––ignore the naysayers. They're just jealous of your knack for IP theft. It's not just stochastic ventriloquism––it's fresh and inspired. You're on the right track––the cease and desist letters are proof of this.

How many stomachs does the shrider have, tho?

That's actually what all the flags were for. They summoned St. George and the Dragon from their slumber, like a Poundland King Arthur

"To remove an expert's perspective, simply click the Trash icon next to their name"

Thanks, I hate it.

Many such cases. Two class-action lawsuits waiting to happen?

Reminds me of the good old days when (iirc) the Mail went all-in on One Simple Trick to get around the plastic bag charge. It was bringing tote bags with you, which was precisely what the charge incentivises.

brew install brew

“Accidentally”

Shooketh.

and walking. endless walking.

do the tunnels come with their own Tunnel Hermit™️?

Reform: (((family meal planners))) have deprived celery of the victory that is its birthright

*sucks teeth*

Right, I see what’s gone wrong. The original builders only went and installed the gravity upside down.

The most fantastical part is that they manage a just transition

I am the world’s worst runner but even I could manage this.

🫡 🫡 🫡

can't believe this is how I learn there are new Pokemon games, thank you for your Slurmsvice 🫡

Control sat down, frowning. Eventually he spoke:

“George, George, George. We’ve got to get you laid, if not for you then for the good of the realm.”

Smiley shifted imperceptibly in his seat, cleared his throat, and began to clean his glasses with the fat end of his tie.

Allister Heath Starmer is using Six-Seven to wage a vicious class war on Middle England ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

Am I doing this right?

In the future, everyone will approve Oxford Street pedestrianisation for fifteen minutes

I miss Lord Buckethead.

Further proof that the British public is wrong about everything. The answer is clearly Bulbasaur: sweep the first two gyms, Mt Moon and Rock Tunnel with grass-type moves, inflict status conditions and heal with Leech Seed. Charmander could never 😤

Surely the grandson of a toolmaker should be able to get some gear?

Dang. Might have to fail again and then fail better.

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Came here to post this