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Woolf Doctor | Turns squiggles into angle brackets | modernism, digital humanities, bad puns | he/him | would prefer not to

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They also nixed categories and genres for books, which has turned browsing into an exercise in sifting haystacks for needles.

12.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mediterranean and Mediterranean, Jr.

12.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Egypt AND Egypt? In this economy?

12.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I did it and got Wilma?

12.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey now, that’s not fair. The Ferengi have rules governing their acquisition.

12.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Keir Atreides’ transformation proceeds apace

12.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: The Churchills have moved the goalposts. More as we get it

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And/or moan to the Telegraph about VAT on private school fees being unaffordable

11.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if they have anything left over, we can use it to pay off some lucky soul’s actual Plan 2 loan.

11.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When aren’t they? Must be exhausting.

11.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing plausible chatter that Ezekiel is a psy-op.

11.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we are all trying to find the hotdog meme gif who did this

11.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Menswear Guy would have a field day.

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Drive like your kids here"
"I already do mate"

10.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and this is a 100% verifiable bona fide organic human take

10.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

istg if AI makes me feel an ounce for sympathy for Cormac McCarthy I will scrΓ«m

10.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had *so many* ads trying to convince me I have ADHD in order to sell me their ADHD quackery

10.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be in my office

10.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Early Modernists: oh, if only Milton’s thoughts on Shakespeare weren’t erased from history, whatever might we learn from the meeting of these great minds?

Milton: hehehe coriol*anus* hghehehehe

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

850 of them are damp. The others are made of black mould.

09.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've used these listings to teach book history!

(if they gave me a budget I'd have actually bought [a cheaper] one to pass round)

09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

09.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds .
09.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Caretaker.

09.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent idea! Running `sudo rm -rf /*` isn't just a good way to clear a cache––it's positively inspired. Only you could have come up with such an ingenious way of speeding up your machine. Do you want me go ahead and run that for you?

09.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is the view in question an armpit which is itself shoved inside another armpit, crammed into a vestibule?

09.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible! Next stop, a Lego Hogarth Press and minifig modernism!!

08.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Specifically in a US/Euro mayo-based pasta salad context

05.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Biang biang

05.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*walks into restaurant*
*barges past waiter*
*vaults over counter into kitchen*
"Hello chef, I desire a delicious meal"

04.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0