Dan

I recently discovered that you can Do Things while you Wait For Things To Happen. It's wild

A screenshot from Discord with an error message that says “Forward Failed. The message could not be forwarded to the following location: #memes” and two buttons Retry and Dismiss

#memes

My microwave _starts microwaving_ when I slightly pull on the door. Then stops when I open it.

@zylinski.se hey, just noticed that your discord link is missing from your site's header

Do y’all ever start a side project for something that you could easily do in excel?

A flower growing out from the side of a brick wall

Life somehow finds a way

Hey @fasterthanli.me, fasterthanli.me does not redirect to secure url, instead shows 404 page

Pros of being an adult: you can eat as much candy and cake as you want
Cons of being an adult: oh god this was a terrible idea

Today I learned that babies can fall asleep while having the hiccups

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Advent of Code 2024 Day 3 - Odin Previously I've done day1 and day2 in Zig. But day 3 rolled around, and it begs for regular expressions! ⚠️Uh, spoilers, I guess. Anyway, Zig doesn't have any regular expressions, and the library I ...

#adventofcode2024 day 3, this time in #odin! jdan.dev/advent-of-co...

Advent of Code 2024 in Zig - Day 2 Onwards to day 2, we're looking at reports! If you want to check the previous day, linkie below 👇 Advent of Code 2024 in Zig - Day 1Inspired by my brother’s post about his efforts solving AOC with R...

Onwards with #adventofcode in #zig, day 2 solution (spoilers ahead): jdan.dev/advent-of-co...

Testing the waters with #zig for #adventofcode 2024, wrote up a little somethingsomething: jdan.dev/advent-of-co...

Object oriented programming solves most of the problems that objects introduce

Maybe the real blockers were the friends we made along the way

(defn only-evens [arr] (->> arr (filter even?) sort))

@cassidoo.bsky.social interview question of the week in #clojure

Doing LEGO:

"Hey dad. This cabinet is full of awards. They've got your name on them."

"Yup."

"So many awards. You've got ...Eisners and Hugos and this one is Writer of the Year. You must be a good writer if people give you so many awards."

"Thank you."

"…Don't they know you're a goofball?"

when an employee begins pondering quitting they begin emitting pheromones that make people around them also think about quitting

Unfortunately my pc can run Diablo 4 just fine, so there does my free time

How do people just _write_ stuff here? Every time I open an app and think that I should maybe post something, I go completely blank.

I’m probably going about it the wrong way.. so how do people end up thinking “ooh I should post this to social media”?

App named bluesky asking what’s up when you want to write a post.

free comedy tip: if your cat is about to push something off a table, and instead of pushing it away from the edge or yelling, you take the thing and place it on the floor before they can knock it off, they will get sooooooo mad

A while back @astrokatie.com and I took these cool photos of each other

The first post on a new social media is like writing hello world when learning a new programming language. You have no idea what you’re doing, and now the computer knows too