Johannes

Turn out, when you ask a company to delete your shit in a way that is designed to prevent lawsuits, they will actually do it.
Who knew ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not interested if it doesn’t federate

Swift has Grammys lined up like Microsoft MVP awards

Must have been a killer asteroid the size of a small asteroid

Maybe overexerted yourself on that fistbump

Can anyone recap?

I was so busy this week, I completely missed The Rapture

It really only takes one trip flying American to remind oneself again to avoid flying American

Will have to go with Memekoin Patel

A fair price to pay to get spared in the robot uprising

View from an airplane economy class seat to where the window should be, but there’s just a wall, like sitting in the back of a cargo van

Enjoying the view from my “window” seat in the only row that they chose not to put one

What’s kinda funny is that he’s basically admitting that Twitter gained zero value and a bunch of debt after two years of his ownership

Me yelling “surprise” at myself every time I grab another piece of chocolate

Ground hog day? Personally I prefer ground beef

Prague, 23 November 1911 Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie, Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say. But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism! I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i

einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:

(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

I am impelled to like and repost

Not disappointed to see that Einstein used LaTeX

The swatch texture map mentioned in the original post

based

It's amazing that Russia was able to take control of the U.S. before it could take control of Ukraine.

You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

Wow, did someone forget to drop off their boomers at offline adult daycare again 😬

I did not subscribe to the Pope’s Insta account and do not need to be informed about his breakfast, thanks.

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

We should think about adding audio to these gifs

Yes, Tom, yes you did.

Proud members

It’s a DUI hire ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Category “American Dynamism”… what 😳

As if the first Trump government did not simply leave convenient interim leaders in place for month when confirmation was tricky