this user barks at children

after years of intense research (living amongst them, pretending to be one, being initiated in arcane rituals), i’ve concluded that the joy of masculinity is that dudes rock

womb tattoo idea:
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Grindr has “networking” as a “looking for” option for a reason!

ski jumper who appeals WADA’s decision to ban him because he’s genuinely into cock inflation

could parlay temp summer work at a resort in ontario’s cottage country during the summers into hospitality at a ski resort in bc during the winters

it’s mainly gamergate but they did nuke thousands of their australian bureau’s archival articles after that part was shuttered, effectively erasing a chunk of dozens of writers’ portfolios

Scanning an agent’s badge and being taken to a carrd with a dni list and pronouns.page

smoking does fix constipation

when we were losing was begging her to rail me while she dirty talked to me with a wisconsin accent 😭 safe to say that never came to pass

Fixed a girl’s car trouble today #waitimgoated

yeah it makes me cry but the crying feels like a release and am no longer numb so 🤷‍♀️

conflicted as my hate for the team formerly known as the Mississippi Flood was pitted against my favorite non-Dawg being Chambliss

the best part of grindr is getting to play exactly 30 seconds of Last War: Survival

school lunch coded meal except the apple sauce is elevated

birthday ended with me scarfing down sichuanese food and having 4 women rub my big fuсkіng belly #peak

costume recreation

reference art

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you went as Death Grips’ critically-acclaimed 2012 debut album The Money Store

been working with python for the last 5 years and still tend to forget basic stuff

d’andre swift bulldogs jersey

g looks like shit and they wore white for the rose bowl but hey it’s a jersey i can wear on saturday and sunday

the dark knight took place in real life in the city of chicago

terry bradshaw draw a clock challenge [ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE]

twitter post by @JimCr0wEnjoyer: Rightfully based Japanese citizens. Spiritually-brown clitty-leaking race traitors like you deserve lynching or deportation to the Philippines.

insane self-report with the sissy porn shibboleth

proof?

i like walmart for this reason, though i’ve basically given up on doing more than 5 minutes worth of makeup atp bc i’m lazy and def allergic to some of the stuff i’ve been using

i hate gay people what do you mean you donated your student ticket because “football is boring”

getting laughed out of the dolls chat after asking if anyone else is going to the ole miss game tomorrow

a cat walking up a set of wooden stairs Alt: bull terrier walks halfway down a flight of stairs, gets a bright idea, walks back up the stairs, then launches himself down the stairs with a running start

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hmmm… the back door method apparently doesn’t make you sleepy bc it doesn’t go through first pass metabolism provided that you don’t shove it in all the way

i can’t tell if it’s done anything for me tbh but i’ve also largely stopped my process of getting fat since i girlbossed too close to the sun

theoretically or empirically?

it’s a tough balance between providing an environment that fosters achievement and intellectual curiosity in kids who are ahead, while also not pressuring them/alienating them from their peers. young kids are so hard to assess bc of reversion to the mean and effects of parental wealth/involvement