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@escargotpro

CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; vote for Zohran: zohranfornyc.com

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How my spirit feels rn

14.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh word? I hadn't thought about it like that yet

14.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Michael Jordan of Going to the Hospital

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Watched 3 episodes of gilmore girls in 2017 im picking it back up & slamming lillet rouge im trying to have the laziest weekend of my life rn

14.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They were running this ad like every five minutes during that good mets season - probably one of the best times of my life just watching guys named Ernie and shit explode get em Spike

14.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 2006 freshdirect ran a new york city ad campaign where they made spike lee say "i love spaghetti with linguini" & it was so cool cause u know spike lee knew linguini is another noodle not a sauce but he said it anyways to make Italian guys explode. I was working in a pizzeria at the time they did

14.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gen X is such an embarassing generation imagine being a Trump voter who used to do slam poetry

13.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, why are you still talking about him? Nvm, I think I know.

12.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok youre right Joe Brandon should have Ecosia'd more

12.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Errle vs yanny

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Blair Witch 2 on TV never seen it felt urge to google this guy asked his politics & apparently hes a lifelong dem its always funny to find a guy with this look & vibe whos not a republican & then you find out its cause they from New England

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The attempts to counter argue here are wild. ’Christ was unvaccinated’ is an instant classic.

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It would be so crazy if the bible had a part where Jesus raised taxes

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Getting some of the funniest replies ive ever gotten in my life to this

12.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I think the president should have some general independent ability to apprehend reality like most people alive do

12.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have 1000% basis of asserting that lmao

12.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look I voted for Joe Brandon and organized phonebanks for him in 2020 - did you? You cant make me say he didnt suck he did. I dont have to like him he was basura I voted ok thats enough I dont owe you enthusiasm

12.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Petition for Claire Valdez and Samantha Kattan in Sunnyside! - Samantha For Queens

Triple claire aber Samantha petitioning Sunday in sunnyside

act.samanthaforqueens.com/canvass-for-...

11.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he became aware by people screaming at him not by googling or being even vaguely aware of reality on a day to day basis

11.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry ive thought he was too old since his eyes started bleeding on a live debate in 2019

11.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Its kind of insane both Biden and Trump are so old we hear stories about how ppl show them fake polls showing support for their unpopular things and like these guys don't know how to google "polls"

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I went to see the first one in theaters back when them theaters that had dollar nights still existed 3x. I legitimately fell asleep every time I never even made it out the shire. My nephews recently watched it while I read in background not for me I think

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Ok update i watched the next 2 movies (kind of I turned skyfall off halfway thru) franchises are indeed not for me

10.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Los cronocrΓ­menes (2007)

10.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man Industry so good the head fake like its about IB folks at an exotic desk and then oops its actually The British/Global Capital The Wire is so wild. Sometimes you just gotta let some weird first time showrunners cook on HBO

10.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wild to read Proust and not think hes bi. I get all biographical fiction is really just fiction but hes so real

10.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Youre talking about running a campaign lol by that metric aoc and zohran who campaign very hard are moderates too.

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