Karin never misses
youtu.be/LjVqEfmnbuc?...
Oh god it was May, actually
Started this drawing back in likeโฆ October, promptly forgot about it, finished last night. Procreate to Illustrator (and back to procreate for some small edits at the end)
Nini CoCo lowkey giving Kim Cattrall in Crossroads on this runway
Extremely Lana voice
When a back-end engineer provides their own UI solution idea but youโre on camera
Hit my 1700 day streak on Duolingo and unsubbed, and deleted the app.
โWITH WHOM SHE DID HER FIRST SEXUAL INTERCOURSEโ
Whoever is writing the Brooke Shields wiki article is bonked in the head. Can only imagine what the chatter for the page looks like.
This goofy binch. I know this is gonna be a bunch of heavy handed, neo-lib and 2wf โparables.โ
AVERT
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Ericโs Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Googleโs AI tool shut up
If anything she isnโt wearing enough hair or makeup
Again just pitching this into the ether: let the queens temp at the oppenheim group, see if anyone notices. Myki looks like sheโs off to a brokersโ open on a Wednesday night!
Is she a baddie or does she just have tight hip flexors and APT? (Iโm she)
Just finished Southland Tales AMA
I guess if thatโs what it takes
Omgggg
A year with my sweet boy. I canโt imagine life without him.
MacroFactor is pretty chill
A meme image from Sex and the City: a woman in a sleeveless purple dress stands in front of a floor-to-ceiling window with a nighttime city skyline behind her. She leans forward with her arms thrown wide and her mouth open as if shouting. Bold yellow text over the image reads, โNo one plays guitars anymore! Whatever happened to riffs?!โ
Me listening to Janeโs Addiction as loud as it will go on my way home:
A screenshot of a music app section titled โSuggested Songsโ with the subtitle โPreview and add to playlist.โ The list shows five tracksโโPush โEm Upโ by Boys Noize, โDiscoโ by Sextile, โHamโ by Mr. Oizo, โConfessโ by Phase Fatale & Silent Servant, and โโฆBaby One More Timeโ by Britney Spearsโeach with album art on the left and a red plus button on the right to add the song.
A screenshot of a music playlist showing a vertical list of tracks with album art on the left and three-dot menus on the right. Visible songs include โMiami Showdownโ by Digitalism, โKick It Outโ by Panther Modern, โLotusโ and โForest Fireโ by Idoru, โNitroโ by Sian, โWestern Unionโ by Panthera, โDiplomaticoโ by Damon Jee, and โDistort Meโ by Boys Noize. At the bottom is a tile labeled โAdd Musicโ with a red plus icon.
More brilliant machine learning recommendations from Apple Music, the most braindead music product in the whole wide world
Hmmm much potential
A couple jobs ago I put together a couple playlists for when Iโm heads down in focus work. A het product manager who I fucking hate started following them and I see him listening all the time. Anyway the other day I changed the playlist art to images from YBDTโs Chapter10 performances.
And with thatโฆ 20 years after dropping out, I have finished paying off my student loans.
Get it together Gmail, this isnโt cute
And a frosty for dipping the fries in
Well, check your email while sucking dick and cock, doy
But plz buy me the $300 6lb block of Jet at that store I like in Pasadena plz