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a cartoon character from south park says it 's terrible while holding a book ALT: a cartoon character from south park says it 's terrible while holding a book

#thefilmcrowd John Carradine, Lon Chaney Jr. and Basil Rathbone? How bad can it be?

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a woman is drinking from a white cup that says the lemonade ALT: a woman is drinking from a white cup that says the lemonade

#thefilmcrowd Unresolved sudden ending!

Drink!

Night all!

1 day ago 3 1 0 1
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three men walking in front of a train that says ' a ' on the side ALT: three men walking in front of a train that says ' a ' on the side

#thefilmcrowd They're coming from the geodes?
Yes!
You know what that means? You've got to stop writing odes to Gees! And to Bees, just to be safe!

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a man in a pink shirt with black records on it ALT: a man in a pink shirt with black records on it

#thefilmcrowd You can see the chopper? Sorry about that

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#thefilmcrowd Wow. Seamless Day for Murk filming there

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#thefilmcrowd The National Guard from Maddison are on the way.
Or did I ask for Maddison from the National Guard?
It's one or the other

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#thefilmcrowd Look, Honey, it's already happening!
That's Doctor Honey to you mate!

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a man in a pink shirt holds a red cup in his hand ALT: a man in a pink shirt holds a red cup in his hand

#thefilmcrowd Hey. It's the obligatory funfair in a horror movie 5 minute interlude!

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a man in a tuxedo and suspenders is holding a baton and says science ALT: a man in a tuxedo and suspenders is holding a baton and says science

#thefilmcrowd The impact area of the black hole? Shower the black hole with neutrons to close it? 60 gram explosive package of neutrons?
Yup. That checks out.

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#thefilmcrowd Hey! That's a red kneed spider! Just like my dick!
#FunCallback

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a group of people standing in front of a tree with birds flying around ALT: a group of people standing in front of a tree with birds flying around

#thefilmcrowd They were. Have you not seen Birdemic*?

*Yes, that is a suggestion

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a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words hello ma 'am who is just as equal as men ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words hello ma 'am who is just as equal as men

#thefilmcrowd I hope the two Doctors fall in love over their shared appreciation of misogyny

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#thefilmcrowd Ooh! Hi-tech walkie talkie there.

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a logo for the 70 's with a star in the middle ALT: a logo for the 70 's with a star in the middle

#thefilmcrowd Yay! Creepy man offers a young girl in pigtails his hot rocks! That's the 1970's, folks

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#thefilmcrowd I think there may have been some mis selling of this film. Spiders smaller than a shoe are not "giant". Because you can squash them. With a shoe

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#thefilmcrowd There was a time when I wanted a tarantula. Specifically a red kneed tarantula. I was going to call it Dick. Then I could say "My Dick has red knees".
I am no more mature than that all these years later

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a man with a mustache and a hat is holding a bow and arrow and says `` innuendo '' . ALT: a man with a mustache and a hat is holding a bow and arrow and says `` innuendo '' .

#thefilmcrowd All these diamonds! I shall use them to really satisfy my Schlitz cravings!

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#thefilmcrowd We had an explosion in the field last night. Ooh! Look at this! A random grenade sized object! You know what I'm going to do with it?

1 day ago 7 1 0 0

#thefilmcrowd No. The phrase is "rabbit crap from Coco Pops" not Rice Krispies. Get you Kellogg's cereal is the same as poo references right, man!

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a cartoon minion with a question mark above his head ALT: a cartoon minion with a question mark above his head

#thefilmcrowd Sorry. You think it was a missile and not a meteorite because a meteorite would have exploded?

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a man in a suit and tie with the words " a woman " below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words " a woman " below him

#thefilmcrowd Roger Moore award

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a man with a mustache and a hat is holding a bow and arrow and says `` innuendo '' . ALT: a man with a mustache and a hat is holding a bow and arrow and says `` innuendo '' .

#thefilmcrowd Breakfast beer for the oversexed woman? Is it a Schlitz?

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three pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other . ALT: three pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other .

#thefilmcrowd New phenomenon? You know what that calls for?

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a man in a blue suit and white shirt is speaking into two microphones ALT: a man in a blue suit and white shirt is speaking into two microphones

#thefilmcrowd This explains the USAF's latest crashed planes. It was giant alien spiders.

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a man in a green polo shirt stands in front of a white board with phrases such as make-up and sit up written on it ALT: a man in a green polo shirt stands in front of a white board with phrases such as make-up and sit up written on it

#thefilmcrowd There's a woman with an enormous telescope and she didn't spot that coming?

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#thefilmcrowd
ITN Distribution?
BONG! Giant spider attacks!
BONG! #thefilmcrowd just watch and do nothing to help!
BONG! Yes, I'll take a hit on your bong!
Let's go!

1 day ago 7 1 0 0
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#totp There's a whole TV show she did to satisfy you!

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a group of people are standing in front of a stained glass window and a man without a shirt is standing in front of them ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a stained glass window and a man without a shirt is standing in front of them

#totp Hand up who want to turn over for Kenny?

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#totp Can't tell you how much I hated this in 1982. Lots of swearing and swift grabbing of radio knobs. Clearly I have mellowed.

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a baby with a fist in the air with the words yes written below him ALT: a baby with a fist in the air with the words yes written below him

#totp He really likes the fact he rhymed Attic and Addict, doesn't he.

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