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Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you’re at right now 🖖

Take a Star Trek episode and replace one word in the title with “bitch” (or “bitches”)

“For the World is Hollow and I have Touched the Bitch”

“Bitch Leave”

“The Outrageous Bitch”

“The Inner Bitch”

“Move Along Bitch”

This is the one and only reason to push for in-person meetings 🫢

ACE bandage-colored so you know they’re sexay

Happy new suspenders day 🎉

But this isn’t just a regular account. Johnny MAGA appears to actually be a White House staffer named Garrett Wade who works for the Trump administration as a rapid response manager, helping to run the very same White House account his anonymous MAGA account amplifies. A phone number associated with Wade is linked to Johnny MAGA, according to a WIRED review of publicly available records, and the connection was confirmed by a source close to the White House. Wade and the White House did not respond to requests for comment.

The Johnny MAGA account was created in September 2021, according to its X profile. (It originally used a different handle, which referenced Wade’s birth year, according to records reviewed by WIRED.) While the account’s earliest available posts focused on NFTs, it has been a consistent pro-Trump presence since at least 2022. The operator of the Johnny MAGA account has not disclosed an official relationship with the White House while operating the Johnny MAGA X account. Multiple media outlets, including Mother Jones, TownHall, and the New York Post, have all linked out to posts on the Johnny MAGA account seemingly as organic reflections of public sentiment on political issues.

This is very good reporting that sheds light on just how small the extremely pro-Trump online right really is. The online right is totally astroturfed. The White House's own staffers are running meme accounts to make them look more popular than they are. www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

Incredible progress! 🥇

Maybe I just need to save the ones that fit for when I leave the house, ok? SHEESH

Fatty alert

Monday WFH fits are shirts optional, btw

When someone hasn’t tagged their lewds and it’s just staring back at you when you’re scrolling idly through the timeline minding your own business

Your mental health is looking huge lately

Fat guy in profile using an electric toothbrush

Traditional Tummy Tuesday toll, ticked ✅

The Internet says it’s National Pizza Day, so who am I to argue?

Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake

Homemade garlic teriyaki chicken wings on a plate

Garlic teriyaki oven-fried chicken wings.

Very tasty!

This is peak cozy 🏆

This looks fantastic!

Shit I forgot to train for the Olympics again

The lake is on his head, and his ears are sailboats

it fewd

Pasta helps sometimes, you know

The Judy Garland Experience should be selling “you sound stupid, Paula” on a t-shirt

See? It’s always

“Have you tried Duke’s?”

“Kewpie is the GOAT!”

“Maybe you’ve never had good mayo!”

“My homemade mayo is much better.”

And never “how could you say something so controversial and yet so brave?”

There is no condiment people will evangelize for more than mayo

Proof: [gestures broadly]

😅

Mayo is just one of the ingredients in ranch dressing, so I’d argue it’s a completely different condiment.

Ranch is great in some applications- vegetable platter? Yes pls. Wings? Ok I guess. Dorito flavoring? Definitely.

But IMO it’s overused- and it does not belong anywhere near pizza.

I don’t hate the idea of owning one of these, they’ve ended up as such an oddity at this point!

Homemade bread boule with a pretty decent crumb

🎵 Workin’ on my night breads 🎵

Someone, somewhere owns one of these AND a Solara convertible

A lake behind some reeds on a sunny winter day

A group of mallard ducks

A small rocky beach ahead of a lake with the opposite shoreline and mountains beyond

A gray squirrel up on its hind legs, wondering if I have food

Took advantage of a sunny day in January to be off pavement for a little while.

Serving that George Liquor energy

Totally normal individual

Riva and his Chorus from “Loud as a Whisper”

Wondered about that as well. It made me think of Riva & the Chorus from TNG- even down to how the delegation was dressed.