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Esmond Brown

@chalkspring

Gentleman, scholar and sometime acrobat. Foodie, chef, rugby player, birder, diplomat, drinker of fine malt whisky and gin. Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman – if your neighbourhood is The Chilterns, South Buckinghamshire or the Scottish Highlands – UK

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Someone innocently stumbling across this thread is going to be traumatised!

06.03.2026 18:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We call that 'mouthfeel'

06.03.2026 18:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The forbidden caviar 😋

06.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Assuming you're in the USA, this is Hibana gracilis, Garden Ghost Spider

06.03.2026 12:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think that's Lathys humilis

28.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fence Post Jumping Spider – Marpissa muscosa – Rindenspringspinne

26.02.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yes, a very pale Steatoda nobilis, Noble False Widow

26.02.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pardosa nigriceps for the Lycosid

26.02.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lovely shots. Your spider is one of the Metepeira species, perhaps Metepeira labyrinthea, rather than Larinioides cornutus

24.02.2026 13:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

First recorded in UK in 2020, so unlikely to be in anything but the most recent keys

15.02.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dicranopalpus larvatus

15.02.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's a spider (Thomisus onustus) – gets my vote every time

07.02.2026 09:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow, what a stare!

31.01.2026 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Your male looks mature to me - the palps are quite discreet in this genus. Look for a tibial apophysis - it's not present in immatures

22.01.2026 17:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Brilliant effort! What a wonderful way to go about it too!

13.01.2026 19:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looked again. TMI & IV are roughly 0.4

13.01.2026 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2-2-2-2, I can't see any metatarsal trichbothria on I or IV

12.01.2026 10:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sodom and Gomorrah had higher moral standards than USA

11.01.2026 21:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mystery Linyphiidae found under a plant pot in a UK harden centre. 2-2-2-2 tibial spine count, 1.5mm body length

Mystery Linyphiidae found under a plant pot in a UK harden centre. 2-2-2-2 tibial spine count, 1.5mm body length

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@britishspiders.bsky.social @cofnod.org.uk @tylanberry.bsky.social @graemelyons.bsky.social Looking for help with identifying this 1.5mm Liny, please. Found in a garden centre so might not be on the British list, but I'm hoping someone can point me in the right direction

10.01.2026 18:04 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

What British PM would?

03.01.2026 20:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No. They're not even thinking about themselves

02.01.2026 22:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you working your way through the alphabet?

02.01.2026 13:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Superb find! A great way to finish

02.01.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disco Doris has to be your best-named find of the year. I'm trying to imagine the underwater dance you did when you discovered it!

01.01.2026 10:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My top ten highlights of 2025! What a difficult year it was to rank these, there were so many amazing moments!
analternativenaturalhistoryofsussex.blogspot.com/2026/01/my-t...

01.01.2026 09:11 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

I'm always slightly worried about walking on the beach at Charmouth. The cliffs above have been different on every visit. Beaminster is one of those English place names that I'm sure I pronounce incorrectly

01.01.2026 10:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
From top left to bottom right: Walckenaeria corniculans, Hyptiotes paradoxus, Cercidia prominens, Centromerus prudens, Sibianor aurocinctus, Dolomedes fimbriatus, Ozyptila claveata, Argyroneta aquatica, Dictyna pusilla, Aelurillus v-insignitus, Cicurina cicur, Donacochara speciosa

From top left to bottom right: Walckenaeria corniculans, Hyptiotes paradoxus, Cercidia prominens, Centromerus prudens, Sibianor aurocinctus, Dolomedes fimbriatus, Ozyptila claveata, Argyroneta aquatica, Dictyna pusilla, Aelurillus v-insignitus, Cicurina cicur, Donacochara speciosa

From top left to bottom right: Gnaphosa leporina, Araniella inconspicua, Arctosa lacustris, Arctosa cinerea, Tetragnatha striata,Oxyopes heterophthalmus, Thanatus striatus, Ceratinella scabrosa, Coelotes terrestris, Dipoena torva

From top left to bottom right: Gnaphosa leporina, Araniella inconspicua, Arctosa lacustris, Arctosa cinerea, Tetragnatha striata,Oxyopes heterophthalmus, Thanatus striatus, Ceratinella scabrosa, Coelotes terrestris, Dipoena torva

From top left to bottom right: Saaristoa firma, Lessertia dentichelis, Araniella displicata, Leviellus stroemi, Mastigusa arietina, Clubiona subsultans, Drassyllus praeficus, Walckenaeria dysderoides, Antistea elegans

From top left to bottom right: Saaristoa firma, Lessertia dentichelis, Araniella displicata, Leviellus stroemi, Mastigusa arietina, Clubiona subsultans, Drassyllus praeficus, Walckenaeria dysderoides, Antistea elegans

@britishspiders.bsky.social @cofnod.org.uk @graemelyons.bsky.social @tylanberry.bsky.social @snake-spider-et-al.bsky.social Some of my favourite UK finds of 2025.
Happy New Year #spiders

31.12.2025 14:14 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

Premature coleslaw

25.12.2025 11:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Birbs!

25.12.2025 11:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Merry Christmas, Anke and kiddo

25.12.2025 11:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0