Texting Landlord Goodnight

got to tokyo and a japanese toilet just powerwashed my hole for the past 2 hours. ive burned out waterpik motors trying this at home

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

incredible gaming technology

every single person willingly posting their cancellations of chatgpt subscriptions is a rube, if they post that they're moving to claude they're a grade a sucker.

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

been using linux soley for at least 15 years straight now, you don't even need to use the command line for things nowadays too, i just use it for personal preference more than anything. it's much more usable than its reputation of guys insisting everyone run slackware for the most pure linux

based on this defense of meta's glasses recording people going to the bathroom, it kind of seems like this guy @robll.bsky.social wants to record people going to the bathroom. i personally wouldnt do that but to each his own.

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

bus driver just got off the bus in the middle of the lincoln tunnel as it was his stop, and the next passenger took their turn driving the bus until they got to their stop. a REAL homage to catalonia and proof the revolution never died 🖤 #NoGodsNoBusDrivers #EveryCookCanDriveBusToPortAuthority

The Hidden Costs Of Freedoom

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

Sam Altman on X: "Here is re-post of an internal post: We have been working with the DoW to make some additions in our agreement to make our principles very clear. 1. We are going to amend our deal to add this language, in addition to everything else: "• Consistent with applicable laws," / X Here is re-post of an internal post: We have been working with the DoW to make some additions in our agreement to make our principles very clear. 1. We are going to amend our deal to add this language, in addition to everything else: "• Consistent with applicable laws,

Sam Altman just said he has tweaked his deal with the Pentagon and wrote a list of things he says are part of it, and he chose to include this really great line:

"One thing I think I did wrong: we shouldn't have rushed to get this out on Friday."

rob zombie's biggest mistake is thinking he can be danzig and get away with cheesy lyrics

holy fuck dude

It's kind of funny that as he ages, Trump looks increasingly like the Disney Hall of Presidents robot from 2017 that I'm still convinced was originally a Hillary robot that had to be hastily refashioned after the election.

great museum

Jewish Voice for Peace denounces the immoral and illegal war on Iran launched by the United States and Israel last night. These attacks expand the endless wars that could destroy the lives of tens of millions of people.

bzzzzt wrongo

Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

During a reactionary war a revolutionary class cannot but desire the defeat of its government.

NO WAR WITH IRAN!

NO TO IMPERIALIST WAR, YES TO THE SOVEREIGNTY OF THE IRANIAN PEOPLE! 🌹

Read DSA's statement on the US-Israeli attacks on Iran (1/5)

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

This claim is already in dispute

new york subway post that says poo poo

hey @mayor.nyc.gov someone left a bad review on subway yelp

new york subway post that says poo poo

hey @mayor.nyc.gov someone left a bad review on subway yelp

buying the game solely so i can hear what libby described as "an offensive english accent"

TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we

DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!

people act like social media is the height of human communication, a public square where we can debate, share updates about our personal lives, and occasionally, memes.

i treat social media as "it's the place I go when my brain needs to take a shit"