Neil Pajamas

If you asked Republicans if we should establish a council to approve election candidates based on how american they were I'm betting more than 70% of them would say yes.

Which would be the precise type of democracy you have in Iran.

Classy.

Pony up, or the puppy gets it.

I may not have a marble bust av anymore but I will never cede classical history to a bunch of gamer creeps.

*sigh* Yes, I listen to a podcast on Rome. But it's guests are women scholars and very effete men. So only the best minds.

Yeah, to organize and tote all your tactical racisms.

Waiting for the first time Pete Hegseth refers to some Kurd leader (who wants nothing to do with us) as "my MIGA".

Pitched a magazine that requires a physical query letter, so I wrote a letter and printed it and put it in the mailbox like some kind of historical reenactor.

Naw.

We're ruled by 20 & 30yr old reddit goobers.

Superman, a meth dealer, and Darth Vader Jr.

I'm sorry I got distracted. What were we talking about? Oh right, being a patriot.

We're a Nation of Markwaynes.

"Millenial Nazi whose only way to understand the world comes from a pastiche of blockbuster films and video games," is really becoming a defining aesthetic of our era.

*to the tune of Prince's Batdance*

Markwaaaayne!🎵

a painting of a buddha with his eyes closed and a yellow background ALT: a painting of a buddha with his eyes closed and a yellow background

Good morning. I'm happy to be a corpse for just one more day.

Hi my name is Markwayne and this is my brother Waynemark and this is my other brother Sundayschool.

Waaah! I'm old and want more classic revival and foreign films. My needs are above that of children.

The screens always had their share of stupid Pixar ripoff Bible stories. Does it need more?

I'm in mourning over my local revial/indie theater closure and more than a little wary of the non-prof group that wants to take it over as they are consistently putting forward language about making it "family friendly".

Lol

There aren't any trans pervs in bathrooms, you foaming fucking lunatic.

I get that Steve-O was "uh huh-ing" trying to get Rogan to stop ranting at him but he could have handled it differently. For instance, I would have asked Joe to show me the karate moves he'd use on a trans person in this scenario.

Yes, our mother did die trying to run a sausage mill backwards to produce pigs, why do you ask?

Hi my name is Markwayne and this is my brother Waynemark and this is my other brother Sundayschool.

Your name is Markwayne? Well my name is Billytompeter. How bout that? You can just call me Billytompeter.

Thinking of starting a sex cult but every good name is already taken by heartburn medicine