Happy Fridya.
06.03.2026 23:30
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Happy Fridya.
No one likes war. Now, voting for war? Can't get enough of it really.
Here he comes.
You can have half a doll instead of 1 (one).
I really hope they have a ceremony and play "We Are the Champions" after they declare Iran has surrendered.
Looking forward to working with Kristi Noem in her new role as Shield of the West in my capacity as The Hauberk of Hamburgerdom.
Mario and Donkey Kong have never met. The Mandela effect on this one is big.
Of course I'm against the Fuhrer's mad proposition to conquer Europe, you'd have to be insane and evil to agree with that guy. However, once he invaded Poland, we're in it. - Some German Guy probably.
RFK Voice: People no longer feel God when then go to a Chilis.
Regardless of what you think about Trump’s war with Iran, you have to admit we‘ve never been safer from the threat of elementary schoolgirls than we are now.
I went to my stylist and said "make me look like a glob of hair you pulled out of the shower drain".
deleting is dishonorable posting.
Send this to anyone you know gasping and clutching pearls over some grieving Iranian mother saying that "americans will drown in their own blood".
If you asked Republicans if we should establish a council to approve election candidates based on how american they were I'm betting more than 70% of them would say yes.
Which would be the precise type of democracy you have in Iran.
Classy.
Pony up, or the puppy gets it.
I may not have a marble bust av anymore but I will never cede classical history to a bunch of gamer creeps.
*sigh* Yes, I listen to a podcast on Rome. But it's guests are women scholars and very effete men. So only the best minds.
Yeah, to organize and tote all your tactical racisms.
Waiting for the first time Pete Hegseth refers to some Kurd leader (who wants nothing to do with us) as "my MIGA".
Pitched a magazine that requires a physical query letter, so I wrote a letter and printed it and put it in the mailbox like some kind of historical reenactor.
Naw.
We're ruled by 20 & 30yr old reddit goobers.
Superman, a meth dealer, and Darth Vader Jr.
I'm sorry I got distracted. What were we talking about? Oh right, being a patriot.
We're a Nation of Markwaynes.
"Millenial Nazi whose only way to understand the world comes from a pastiche of blockbuster films and video games," is really becoming a defining aesthetic of our era.
