There's an ad for a local casino that makes me so mad, & I don't know why. Too straightforward?
You can't break my focus
All I got right now is attention
Give me some devine intervention
Ah, yes. The chipper siren of a crippling gambling addiction
07.03.2026 03:17
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I keep looking for YT videos on how to tie drawstrings in a way that you can adjust the tension (I already have ample padding) it seems like one can do that but learning has been a nightmare
07.03.2026 02:36
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A microchip inside my head will tell me more once these ads are done
06.03.2026 15:45
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A mussed-up Irish Setter, asleep on her back
Get that bag, girl
04.03.2026 19:36
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It would make even more sense if you hadn't described the ideal candidate
26.02.2026 15:38
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If that was the rule they'd just start including the plus plus carwash
24.02.2026 22:11
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Well, both mainly just heat up water, so
22.02.2026 02:40
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Please let Taylor's little brother be named Marion please let Taylor's little brother be named Marion please let Taylor's
17.02.2026 13:54
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Is it an audience of one Donald Newhouse thing here?
16.02.2026 15:17
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David Attenborough voice: pee pee poo poo 420
16.02.2026 14:38
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Maybe it would help to see how the other half lives? I'm a socialist with way less than 600 followers, and I won't be voting for Gavin, regardless. You could spend a few minutes calling me a mongoloid traitor or whatever. Give it a go!
15.02.2026 06:26
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Ever watch Foyle's War? British cop show set in WWII, starring Honeysuckle Weeks (on whom I am sweet). Still getting new seasons on PBS
13.02.2026 23:04
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So good! I liked the setup season a lot more than the resolution one, tho. Seemed a little chaotic, especially around the boy wonder
13.02.2026 23:01
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I did spend about a half hour last night wondering which Georgia would be worse to grow up in as a gifted male figure skater. I really don't know anything about the state or the country, though
13.02.2026 21:58
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Well, my niece lives in a rural area, and there was evidence somebody was checking her place out when there was nobody home. It's not a tool without function
13.02.2026 04:17
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$5 he uses some euphemism like breeding pod
03.02.2026 03:46
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You know she is not
03.02.2026 03:36
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It really bums me out that Klobuchar, who was instrumental in normalizing Trump as just another political adversary, is almost certainly going to be the next governor of Minnesota, a state currently paying a severe price for that normalization of fascism.
03.02.2026 03:16
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You say that, but I'm about to spend a month or two getting castigated due to thinking Amy Klobuchar just absolutely sucks
24.01.2026 01:14
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imagine seeing these ICE protests today and you as a potential governor or senator or national democratic candidate didn't push babies out of the way to get to the front of the march
yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh
24.01.2026 01:00
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Yes, this nation would surely be as one, if not for those damn Democrats using psyops to generate infighting ๐
10.01.2026 18:29
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You: who wants a treat?? Because, I'm wearing my ...
Chorus: Nobody's eating the candy tucked in your waistline, Mike
10.09.2025 02:23
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Sacramento's newest power couple: Gavania
02.09.2025 06:19
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Congratulations,Frances! I kind of thought you could do it!
09.08.2025 22:08
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I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time
09.08.2025 14:29
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Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt
02.08.2025 23:37
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The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking
01.08.2025 18:56
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A Kool-Aid packet labeled SHARKLEBERRY FiN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR
Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better
29.07.2025 14:24
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I'm the type of guy that finds participating in self-help humiliating, and I am absolutely sweet on Britt Frank and grateful for the part she now plays in my head
29.07.2025 00:43
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