the Po' Fessor

That she's a chud. She makes it sound like they're aggro on USians generally

She's right, though, in that ≈ no American would know if there was ever an election in some other country, who ran in it, and what the answer would mean

There's an ad for a local casino that makes me so mad, & I don't know why. Too straightforward?

You can't break my focus
All I got right now is attention
Give me some devine intervention

Ah, yes. The chipper siren of a crippling gambling addiction

I keep looking for YT videos on how to tie drawstrings in a way that you can adjust the tension (I already have ample padding) it seems like one can do that but learning has been a nightmare

A microchip inside my head will tell me more once these ads are done

A mussed-up Irish Setter, asleep on her back

Get that bag, girl

It would make even more sense if you hadn't described the ideal candidate

If that was the rule they'd just start including the plus plus carwash

Well, both mainly just heat up water, so

Please let Taylor's little brother be named Marion please let Taylor's little brother be named Marion please let Taylor's

Is it an audience of one Donald Newhouse thing here?

David Attenborough voice: pee pee poo poo 420

Maybe it would help to see how the other half lives? I'm a socialist with way less than 600 followers, and I won't be voting for Gavin, regardless. You could spend a few minutes calling me a mongoloid traitor or whatever. Give it a go!

Ever watch Foyle's War? British cop show set in WWII, starring Honeysuckle Weeks (on whom I am sweet). Still getting new seasons on PBS

So good! I liked the setup season a lot more than the resolution one, tho. Seemed a little chaotic, especially around the boy wonder

I did spend about a half hour last night wondering which Georgia would be worse to grow up in as a gifted male figure skater. I really don't know anything about the state or the country, though

Well, my niece lives in a rural area, and there was evidence somebody was checking her place out when there was nobody home. It's not a tool without function

$5 he uses some euphemism like breeding pod

You know she is not

It really bums me out that Klobuchar, who was instrumental in normalizing Trump as just another political adversary, is almost certainly going to be the next governor of Minnesota, a state currently paying a severe price for that normalization of fascism.

You say that, but I'm about to spend a month or two getting castigated due to thinking Amy Klobuchar just absolutely sucks

imagine seeing these ICE protests today and you as a potential governor or senator or national democratic candidate didn't push babies out of the way to get to the front of the march

yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh

Yes, this nation would surely be as one, if not for those damn Democrats using psyops to generate infighting 🙄

You: who wants a treat?? Because, I'm wearing my ...

Chorus: Nobody's eating the candy tucked in your waistline, Mike

Sacramento's newest power couple: Gavania

Congratulations,Frances! I kind of thought you could do it!

I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time

Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt

The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking