Klein Maetschke

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Is this thing still on?

Hey. My band finally released our first single. I’d love you to listen: song.link/i/1809891262 ❤️👻👻

Ktla news screencap reads palisades brush fire now 770+ acres, picture is a big red bulldozer about to plow through a Mercedes and the dozens of cars behind it

What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?

theparist: there's no shaymin feeling like trubbish, psyduck, but wynaut *choose* to be happiny

By what dark magics did you make that happen?

An altered bluesky DM inbox screencap. There are three messages. The first two from predictably botlike scantily clad ladies, Alice and Sandra. Their messages read Hello my baby & Hello my honey The third is from Michigan J Frog, his cartoon pfp as you'd imagine, tophat in hand. His message reads Hello my ragtime gal.

Wow, what are the odds?!

Bad actors hacking my pizza oven to max out the Poison level (which honestly why did they even build that in)

Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job Our most-read article of 2024. - - -Originally published March 27, 2024. - - -Dear Students — I am sorry to say that I will need to cancel all cla...

Here it is, our most-read article of 2024:

"The recent change to our course-management system has meant that I need to re-upload every document and assignment and reassign every homework. I will be attending three two-hour training sessions to help me do this."

Charles Kushner, Amb France: billionaire
Warren Stephens, Amb UK: billionaire
Jared Isaacman, NASA: billionaire
Kelly Loeffler, SBA: billionaire
Steve Witkoff, Middle East: billionaire

But sure, these are the people who are focused on the cost of eggs. Got it.

Trump: billionaire
Elon Musk, DOGE: billionaire
Vivek Ramaswamy, DOGE: billionaire
Linda McMahon, Education Sec: billionaire
Doug Burgum, Interior Sec: billionaire
Howard Lutnick, Commerce Sec: billionaire
Scott Bessent, Treasury Sec: billionaire

Wanted to do a Sketch Wrapped but remembered we don’t track what you do in your documents. So here I am making it all up. I reckon this is probably all of you.

It’s giving r/Im14AndThisIsDeep vibes.

So alllll this is your fault?

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing I’m asking for disaster, doing nothing about it

ha ha what a fucken dork

Oh…. Wicked is Avengers Infinity War for women and gays

I've been playing my launch PS5 upside down for years and nothing's going to stop me now Opinion | It just feels right even though it's wrong

happy thanksgiving i've been playing my ps5 upside down since before launch

They have medicines that can fix you, I’m sure of it.

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

Was that package meant to be delivered last night and they just took their time?

You used to call me on my self-own

Easy but as you, too, Keenan. ❤️

Sorry, I meant to just hit the like button.

One of the most moving pieces I’ve read on the internet. Also highly, highly, recommend listening to their reading of the piece.

Relatable, and heart-wrenching.