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Michael, Beetle Lord

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Personal account of the guy that runs Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com Posting almost exclusively about video games in a desperate attempt to get my Discover feed to do the same (it's not working, someone please help me).

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hey, do you play games on steam? want to do something nice for the devs of the games you've played this year this holiday season?

just go through the last 10-20 games you played and post a short positive review for them. reviews are SO important to the steam algorithm, this is a good thing to do!

19.12.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

That's the menu I was referring to (hands move faster than brain and I typed the wrong word, sorry). It'd be cool to see some of the details from that page in the voting page itself, because I feel like most voters are going to gloss over anything that's on a separate webpage.

13.12.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two gigantic player characters dance in the ocean next to an island.

Two gigantic player characters dance in the ocean next to an island.

Two gigantic player characters and two gigantic green creatures dance in the ocean next to an island.

Two gigantic player characters and two gigantic green creatures dance in the ocean next to an island.

A gigantic man looks down at the player and holds his hand out towards them.

A gigantic man looks down at the player and holds his hand out towards them.

Fortnite eat your heart out

(Source: PEAK + bbno$ / Ironmouse / vanillamace collab event)

13.12.2025 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It also didn't help that the specific accessibility features that made them eligible for the reward was buried behind a separate menu during voting, so I'd bet most voters didn't even see it then.

12.12.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It immediately became one of my best implants because it let me re-equip a 6d2 maghammer that I stowed away once I found a lower-damage mace that spawns clockwork beetles on hit. Now I can use both, plus I can one-hand a sniper rifle and a bow at the same time...somehow.

01.12.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An item called a "matter recompositer", which lets you teleport to a random, explored space on the map.

An item called a "matter recompositer", which lets you teleport to a random, explored space on the map.

An item called "giant hands", which lets you wield two-handed weapons in one hand.

An item called "giant hands", which lets you wield two-handed weapons in one hand.

Caves of Qud has two kinds of cybernetic implants:

A. A device too small for the human eye, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality to let you warp through space at will

B. Yaoi hands

01.12.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Update: I am the Beetle Lord

27.11.2025 04:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A map with a large pool of salty water and dozens of map tiles filled with streaks of a multi-color slurry of other fluids like blood, slime, and brackish water.

A map with a large pool of salty water and dozens of map tiles filled with streaks of a multi-color slurry of other fluids like blood, slime, and brackish water.

Caves of Qud is by far the most wet game I have ever played

26.11.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
A player character is shown on a top-down grid surrounded by 21 clockwork beetles.

A player character is shown on a top-down grid surrounded by 21 clockwork beetles.

Came back to Caves of Qud after 10 months away.

First new place I visit gives me a mace that spawns friendly clockwork beetles every time I bonk someone over the head with it.

It's good to be back.

26.11.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Review: Asbury Pines (2025) Platform(s): PC (Steam) Version: Early Access v3.00.004 Verdict: POSITIVE Short Answer: An incremental resource management game with a time-hopping murder mystery narrative twist. The gameplay is s…

"I went in expecting another second monitor "number go up" time killer and wound up with a shockingly compelling mystery story that sat firmly on my main monitor basically the whole way through." - @michael.jagreview.com

Read the full review for Asbury Pines here: jagreview.com/2025/11/24/r...

25.11.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A text box from a player that reads "what's with the middle school arguments when we're all uncs now LOL"

A text box from a player that reads "what's with the middle school arguments when we're all uncs now LOL"

This guy gets it

23.11.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching maybe a dozen players bickering in MapleStory Idle's world chat, and I've gotta get this off my chest: letting players broadcast messages to every other player online might be the single biggest mistake of MMO game design, especially if you can't mute that particular message channel.

23.11.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Steam achievement titled "Snail Lord", earned for producing ten million snails.

A Steam achievement titled "Snail Lord", earned for producing ten million snails.

Truly my greatest gaming achievement.

(Source: Asbury Pines)

23.11.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Additional links and a message from the lead developer (who so graciously gave me my copy of the game) can be found here: bsky.app/profile/wedn...

20.11.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was recently given a copy of Wednesdays, a visual novel about healing from child sexual abuse. In honor of World Children's Day, the game has been made free to keep if you grab it before November 21.

If you'd like to know more before picking it up, you can read my review at the quoted post below.

20.11.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wednesdays is ✨ free ✨ for World Children's Day in order to raise awareness about child sexual abuse.

Grab it on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2747770/...
or Itch: artefrance.itch.io/wednesdays
before November 21th 9PM CET!

19.11.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 446 πŸ” 393 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 51
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a close up of a person 's face with a purple background . Alt: A Pokemon shaped like a large sea star with a gem in the middle uses its points like human limbs and runs from right to left out of frame at high speed.
17.11.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: Battlefield 6 (2025) Platform(s): PC (Steam, Epic Games, EA App), PS5, Xbox Series X|S Verdict: NEGATIVE I haven’t regularly played a modern military shooter in many years, and Battlefield 6 does nothing to make me wan…

I crawled out of my hole to play Battlefield 6. I should have stayed in the hole. It sucks. It's worse than living in the hole. It made me miss the dark, cold hole. Don't play it. It is bad.

I wrote a review of it for @jagreview.com. You can read the full review here: jagreview.com/2025/11/14/r...

15.11.2025 05:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: Battlefield 6 (2025) Platform(s): PC (Steam, Epic Games, EA App), PS5, Xbox Series X|S Verdict: NEGATIVE I haven’t regularly played a modern military shooter in many years, and Battlefield 6 does nothing to make me wan…

"It wears the skin of BF3, an infinitely better game, without understanding what made that game fun to play." - @gordon.jagreview.com

Read the full review for Battlefield 6 here: jagreview.com/2025/11/14/r...

14.11.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good series overall? It's on my list of "manga to read eventually" but I don't know much about it.

12.11.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I wrong

11.11.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well there's your problem, you're supposed to use your fingers to send the replies

10.11.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I put off playing this game for way too long, but it ended up being the perfect way to spend a not-so-scary Halloween night (yes I know I'm posting this in like mid-November, I'm slow, don't judge me).

10.11.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A plea for help. πŸ™
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.πŸ’™

08.11.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 911 πŸ” 1078 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 17
Three Steam achievements for clearing the game My Friendly Neighborhood with an A rank, an S rank, and an S rank on normal or harder difficulty respectively. The icons next to each achievement spell the word "ass".

Three Steam achievements for clearing the game My Friendly Neighborhood with an A rank, an S rank, and an S rank on normal or harder difficulty respectively. The icons next to each achievement spell the word "ass".

I just beat My Friendly Neighborhood a few days ago and wanted to mess around with some of the cheats I'd unlocked during my run. Turns out starting a new game with cheats doesn't disable achievements, and accidentally triggering the ending unlocked three achievements in the funniest order possible.

05.11.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A stack of t-shirts with the face of actor Pedro Pascal on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that his nose is missing and no space exists between his eyes and mouth.

A stack of t-shirts with the face of actor Pedro Pascal on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that his nose is missing and no space exists between his eyes and mouth.

A stack of t-shirts with the face of Lord Farquaad from the movie Shrek on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that his nose is missing and no space exists between his eyes and mouth.

A stack of t-shirts with the face of Lord Farquaad from the movie Shrek on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that his nose is missing and no space exists between his eyes and mouth.

A stack of t-shirts with the likeness of wrestlers Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Stone Cold Steve Austin on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that their noses are missing and no space exists between their eyes and mouths.

A stack of t-shirts with the likeness of wrestlers Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Stone Cold Steve Austin on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that their noses are missing and no space exists between their eyes and mouths.

New favorite mall activity: find pop culture stores with a graphic tee display, look for stacks of any shirt with someone's face on them, and fold the top of the stack in such a way that it deletes their nose.

19.10.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Steam game collection with 62 games inside titled "Demos (Unplayed)".

A Steam game collection with 62 games inside titled "Demos (Unplayed)".

I love Steam Next Fest

13.10.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I ended up being gifted a copy of Bad Rats on Steam

in 2025

05.10.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slime Rancher 2 Pro Tip: If you can successfully get a Lucky Slime zapped by a bolt of lightning, it does absolutely nothing.

01.10.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Play Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo ASAP it's SO good

27.09.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0