my retirement plan is the collapse of civilization
04.03.2026 06:32
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my retirement plan is the collapse of civilization
get in that sewer
that post made me blow air out of my nose so hard, bro
shaking ass and smoking grass
Donβt be afraid to change! Even if itβs for the worse. Just slop around in the mud if you want. Who cares anymore
i just took a deep breath and got charged 20 bucks
itβs like you donβt even want to dance with me to the always sunny theme song anymore
please donβt put me on a pedestal, i might fall
iβm gonna try to sit down
oh god iβm gonna barf
oh then i care way less
Me after every bong rip
i mean yeah but itβs rude
send me anonymous messages! I like eating chili and watching football
and iβm happy for you
send me anonymous messages! i stole a rugrats picture book from a girl in elementary school and felt so bad i threw it away instead of returning it
i get that
send me anonymous messages! Sometimes I have intrusive thoughts about sleeping with my sister in law
uhβ¦
send me anonymous messages! one time as a kid i ate some sunflower seeds that i then realized came from a bag of bird feed and i was convinced and horrified i was going to become a bird but i didnt - coors light beer wolf
instead you became a wolf
send me anonymous messages! how's it feel to know?
i know everything, youβll have to be more specific
send me anonymous messages. I don't know how to tie my shoes the "correct" way, will you still like me?
yeah, everything is made up anyways
send me anonymous messages. Did you know anything that you can consume has a lethal dose? I wonder what the lethal dose of honey is.
maybe we should ask a bee
nicki minaj turned out like that cause she forgot to keep an eye out for selenerrrr
i love being Mean Onlineβ’οΈ
damn right i do
who cares, letβs just split the cash
shaking ass and smoking grass
i donβt even own a wallet
itβs like you donβt even want to dance with me to the always sunny theme song anymore
iβm stealing your wallet
