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Shahid Kamal Ahmad

@dancingmonkeys.net

“A punk existentialist coder alive to his mortality, standing in wonder at the world” Code, Games, Words, Coaching, Music and #LFC Subscribe to my my Substack where I write about lessons from my life in games: newsletter.dancingmonkeys.net

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If you offered me the choice between sawing my balls off with a rusty hacksaw without anaesthetic and opening another bloody SD card package, I’m not sure I could decide.

19.01.2026 21:55 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Today, swiping over to my iPhone widgets, set up as a personal dashboard, I noticed with alarm that a WhatsApp widget had been inserted, silently, into my top stack of two items (now, three). I consider this as alarming as finding a stranger in my home.

17.01.2026 08:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha, spoken like a true Canadian!

06.12.2025 09:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As soon as someone otherwise intelligent says “I could care less”, my brain cannot process anything they say after that.

05.12.2025 09:00 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’ll be 60 this month. My dad passed away over a quarter of a century ago, my mum more recently. Why is it that no matter how grown up you think you are, you only recognise their patience and wisdom after they’re gone?

03.12.2025 10:46 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a CMS, asking you to send me assets in 16:9

25.11.2025 12:22 👍 96 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

🙏🏽

24.11.2025 16:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The greatest video game design post I’ve ever read, and I mentioned it in many of my talks back in the day.

21.11.2025 15:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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blurred windows, by jasper byrne 4 track album

i just dropped my new album (and a subscription option) on bandcamp

it's called 'blurred windows' 🪟

spacerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/blurre...

03.10.2025 13:47 👍 32 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

The sword over the wand. Always. And the pen over the sword.

Why? Islam.

20.11.2025 09:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I Hated Video Games and Now I Love Them Again...
I Hated Video Games and Now I Love Them Again... YouTube video by Code is Just

I fell out of love with video games, then my kids made me fall in love with them again. If you’re a parent who doesn’t understand your kids when they talk about Fortnite, my new channel is for you. youtu.be/l8JpBA6kDbg?...

18.11.2025 20:34 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
I Hated Video Games and Now I Love Them Again...
I Hated Video Games and Now I Love Them Again... YouTube video by Code is Just

I fell out of love with video games, then my kids made me fall in love with them again. If you’re a parent who doesn’t understand your kids when they talk about Fortnite, my new channel is for you. youtu.be/l8JpBA6kDbg?...

18.11.2025 20:34 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Every line of text I write in my daily note in Obsidian, I’m now getting an ugly Apple “Intelligence” overlay suggesting “Proofread” and “Rewrite”

How about you proofread my cease and desist order and rewrite your code?

17.11.2025 08:02 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙏🏽❤️

13.11.2025 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Code is Just — The Compiled Edition A record of the British home computer revolution — and my place in it. First told live on Twitter in 2021, now compiled, complete, and yours to keep.Code is Just began as a live Twitter thread in 2021...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social In case you missed it, James, Code is Just is now available in a nicely compiled PDF and ePub, and you can get it for free. Much easier to read than on Twitter, and more complete. 1720541891659.gumroad.com/l/qkali

13.11.2025 15:28 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

I like your refinement. I’d say there are gradations to both and the highest level of computing device adheres to your distinction.

11.11.2025 10:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you can run any program you want on it, it’s a computer. If you’re prevented from doing so, it’s a console.

💻 Computers:
PC 💻
Mac 💻
Android phone 💻

🎮 Consoles:
PS5 🎮
iPhone 🎮
iPad 🎮

I’m not making a value judgment here, I just think it’s important to make the distinction.

11.11.2025 07:27 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The again “Update requires restart”.

10.11.2025 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All that said, I’ll live.

10.11.2025 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The truly galling thing is that the update was downloaded, but the original game is physical.

10.11.2025 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Another fabulous Treyarch update. It takes the trouble to delete a game I’ve paid for and am still playing, in preparation for a different game I paid for in advance, but can’t play yet.

10.11.2025 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Four taps (some longer than others) now required to remove an app from the home screen on an iPad. Something has gone very wrong here.

10.11.2025 08:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re the best, Chris 🙏🏽

09.11.2025 09:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have a great Friday by getting yourself a copy of the compiled edition of Code is Just — Many people called it the best ever thread on that other place. Price not an obstacle. Please share to get the word out not just to those who awaited this compilation, but to those who haven’t read the original.

07.11.2025 10:09 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

I don’t agree with that metaphor entirely. There’s something to be said about the purity of a single-threaded architecture with no specialised processing operating on a simple bitmapped display with no protection features. So, more like a Sopwith Camel vs an F-35 jet maybe? The former has charm!

06.11.2025 06:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

40 years after the original, I've been working on Chimera 2. I'm learning a lot about just how much graphics have changed since 1985 and it makes for some fascinating possibilities. Can't wait to share it with you, shouldn't be too long before you start to see stuff.

05.11.2025 23:36 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Me too! It just came up in my Readwise today. So evocative.

05.11.2025 10:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is funny

05.11.2025 10:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hard agree with that take

03.11.2025 17:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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03.11.2025 11:05 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0