Monster Hunter Stories really is the Annaki Splattershot Nova of video games.

Jumpscares are just volumeslop they're only scary because they're loud.

Nova on top!

“Nahhh” -Lymil

Wear both to achieve maximum glovitude.

Hello!!! It’s because the solvent in the marker is the same as the sharpie!!! It’s just redissolving the ink!!! You can do the same thing with rubbing alcohol!!! Hope this helps!!!

All I had to do was complain on the internet.

I think it’s awesome that Mega Dimension is structured in such a way that finding a regular Hisuian Goodra is taking longer than any shiny hunt I’ve ever attempted.

You gotta be careful with what you say the world isn’t ready to accept salvation.

They should pay me to dust my knick-knacks all day long. My crystals are clean. My figures look fine. All dust that comes within a 5 foot radius of my being is instantly eviscerated by my intense tidy aura.

Raiders

About halfway through Mega Dimension, my two hopes are Mega Meowstic and continued Urbain slander.

screenshot of splatoon players NeverLucky, Victory, KibryHouse, Neutral, and splatn't on mahi-mahi resort

screenshot of splatoon players PitchBlind, lymil, Meluumii, Krob, Jumpabar, and clarif on Marlin Airport

TWO of our teams have qualified for @ccasplatoon.bsky.social Circuit 2 Playoffs! Go cheer on RIT Orange Ocean and RIT White Marlins in two weeks! #compsplatoon

We lost bow bros.

Noticing it

"Not everyone will get this! Would You Rather Be Trapped in Pokémon Sword for eighteen playthroughs With linear story, no national dex, low resolution textures Gorilla or Pleasant Pokémon Legends Arceus/Pokémon Legends ZA climate." A picture from Pokémon Sword of a low-resolution tree next to promo art of Pokémon Legends Arceus. An edited tweet from lymil (@ILikeextremegalarconditions) saying "Um... I'll pick Pokémon Sword, thanks!" A picture of Cipher from Splatoon 3 saying "Uh oh!" pointed to with the text "When you notice it!" beside a picture of Silvally with the text "THE SILVALLY WHEN IT HEARS THIS"

Happy Birthday best region.

Corviknight propaganda (keep posting)

Still from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with the main character looking around in an empty room.

Me in Brinewater queue after using my last genie wish to remove all the liters and dynamos.

Hi damp you’re my favorite coach damp.

A low-angle shot of a shiny Mega Greninja.

Check out my frog y’all.

SwSh looked better

An image from Pokemon Legends: Z-A of a grunt saying "Right! And I'm gonna strive way harder and leave this chump and his Glalie in the dust!" The words "right", "strive", "chump" "Glalie", and "dust" are circled, with arrows pointing to the right side of the image, Bridget from Guilty Gear, Super Chumps from Splatoon 3, another grunt, and the earlier picture of Bridget respectively. The other grunt is also circled, with an arrow pointing to Guile from Street Fighter.

We threw, should've won the 2v4.

@damp-waffle.bsky.social Happy birthday!

@neverluckyever.bsky.social Happy birthday!

Nobody tell them I can’t make any qualifiers.

Splatoon MTG set

We need to start naming afflictions after planets again. “Lead poisoning” just doesn’t have the same marketability as “saturnism”.

Won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?