Celebrity DUI

MANY OF THESE ARE ONE OF ONE. HAND BLEACHED, AND HAND PRINTED. DIY BABY.

Momo in her "BLOW" shirt

Celebrity DUI tee, Fio from metal slug is mirrored on both sides with a steel trap in the middle. It says "CHICAGO, IL" above it, and a big ass Celebrity DUI logo is above that. A bleached diagram with chains is underneath the design

The Fio design on top of a golden girls tee, a John Lennon tee, a death stranding BRIDGES tee, a Kakashi tee, and a horny Marilyn Monroe tee

A holographic sticker of our logo, and a sticker that looks like the Big Star #1 record album art, but it says DUI in the middle instead of BIG

CELEBRITY DUI IS BRINGING THE GOODS TO OUR NEXT SHOW. TEES & STICKERS. WOW!!!

New link. You should know about what Leona has been cooking.

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Flyer for SMASH Your Fingers: Feedbacker. A film festival with live performances from the bands Snakeworld! and Celebrity DUI. Taking place in Chicago, IL @ Not Not on 3/14 [msg for the address]. Videos start @ 5 and bands play @ 9, with proceeds benefitting Chicago Women's Health Center

Shirt design with Celebrity DUI's logo with Fio from Metal Slug and a steel trap. psst... We're printing this on top of other stuff...

A shirt design features a hand holding up a breathalyzer with large text behind it that says "BLOW BLOW BLOW". The "You can't do that on television" guy obfuscates the rest of the design for some, probably good reason.

gene siskel and Robert every beneath a marquee that says AT THE MOVIES WITH celebrity AND Snakeworld

We are under TWO WEEKS away from our first Chicago show of 2026 playing SMASH YOUR FINGERS: FEEDBACKER 🔊 w/ Minneapolis rockers Snakeworld!

We of course have a delectable spread of new merch waiting for you, a cut of the proceeds from which will benefit the Chicago Women's Health Center.

A blue neon lit star with a yellow "DUI" on the inside of it. Could it be? Why yes it is, I do believe that's a spin on the band Big Star's first album "#1 Record"

"#1 RECORD" - Sticker available at our next show in Chicago on 3/14 @ Not Not ⭐

Flyer for SMASH YR FINGERS FEEDBACKER. A DIY experimental video festival and punk show taking place at Not Not in Chicago on March 14th. Videos at 5, Bands at 9, with all donations & proceeds going towards the Chicago Women's Health Center.

📽️ 3/14 @ NOT NOT 🔊

Celebrity & Snakeworld infect SMASH YR FINGERS, Chicago's #1 video festival

Flyer for SMASH YR FINGERS FEEDBACKER. A DIY experimental video festival and punk show taking place at Not Not in Chicago on March 14th. Videos at 5, Bands at 9, with all donations & proceeds going towards the Chicago Women's Health Center.

📽️ 3/14 @ NOT NOT 🔊

Celebrity & Snakeworld infect SMASH YR FINGERS, Chicago's #1 video festival

Light behind the eye, by MYUFO 12 track album

🚨 ATTN: DUI NATION 🚨
Leona, our rhythmic engineer behind the kit, has put out a new ambient/breakcore album :)

"𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙔𝙀" - 𝙈𝙔𝙐𝙁𝙊

FFO: Patricia Taxxon, Christoph De Babylon, Bye2
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📸 kenzie.picz [IG]

BRITNEY SPEARS × DEFTONES

Flyer for a show featuring vnm bunny, Leonardo licari, canine highschool literature club, and us, Celebrity DUI. Located @ Warp Corps in Woodstock, IL, starting at 6pm central time

Lineup change for Saturday in Woodstock, IL @ Warp Corps 🎸

A screenshot of the Celebrity DUI website (celebrityduis.com) with one of those scam “CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS NOT A JOKE YOU ARE THE 100,000th VISITOR!” ads from the 2000s

You know you always wanted to click these things. celebrityduis.com

Celebrity DUI Shows Get your pussy up or die!

We have a xXx_~*sUpeR cOoL*~_xXx website you can always check for our upcoming shows also btw celebrityduis.com/shows

We haven't played this live yet... Til now 😈

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A poster for the upcoming show composed entirely of Unicode characters (aka ASCII art). The different text boxes are a pastel blue, red, and green, and there is a purple cat surprised by an orange mouse. The text of the poster reads: Saturday January 10, 2026 Doors: 5 PM Show: 6 PM Canine High School Literature Club Redwater Leonardo Licari Lake Shore Drive Celebrity DUI Live at Warp Corps

We’re announcing here on Bluesky
To Chicago, we’ll briefly say “bye”
Please don’t be surprised
When in Woodstock, arrived
We say “Get your pussy up or die!”

See you on January 10th for our first show out of town at Warp Corp in Woodstock, IL!

A swan and music notes. What could it mean???

2026

Thinking about her* again...

*the XYU cover @ the Empty Bottle

celebrityduis.com/mp3s updated, upgraded, and ribbed for your viewing and listening pleasure

"Wallbang" Live @ the Empty Bottle YouTube video by Celebrity DUI - topic

ᗯᗩᒪᒪᗷᗩᑎG 🎶
𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 @ 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲

youtu.be/IsoUhfoiU7w?...

last night was a niche 80's movie movie illegally uploaded to dailymotion

We're gonna throw some up from last night's gig soon 🤘😌

"WALLBANG", THE NEW HYPNAGOGIC JOINT FROM CELEBRITY DUI

Vim dressed up like Todd Ingram from the Scott Pilgrim franchise, Ramona's evil ex who has vegan powers and plays bass. They're wearing white jeans, a white shirt with a big 3 on it, a black belt, and they've added their own touch via huge chunky heel Demonia boots and keeping their natural hair rather than wearing a blonde wig.

Poster for the Mary Mary Rock Show. Hosted by Ivy Sloane Harris at the Empty Bottle on 10/26/2035 at 8 PM with music at 9. Featuring Woof and Celebrity DUI (the band Vim is in)

Drawing of the Clash at Demonhead which the band Celebrity DUI will be dressed up as tonight's show. There's a tall, blonde bassist, a hot redhead vocalist, and a hipster looking drummer. They look cool as hell.

Promotional poster for the Celebrity DUI show tonight featuring the same info on the first photo. It depicts a fictional film and is used in the hoodie designs we made for the show.

See you tonight 🫡🎸

She's got that shit on!!!
but so can 🫵 YOU

🎸 DUI NATION @ THE EMPTY BOTTLE IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS 🎸

Celebrity DUI sticker sighting in God's city Chicago, Illinois

The mantra is spreading