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a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

ehhh I don't think these tariffs are why their games are now 70-80 dollars

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I’m on the toilet
While I post this

I truly love that for him.

Paulina Mangubat © • 3rd+ + Follow Digital Content & Creative @ De... 16h • Edited • I made a message about basic city services go viral for the Democratic National Committee using just two headlines: "16 INCHES" and "PLOWED." ... Working for Mayor Michelle Wu taught me the power of getting basic city services right (tl;dr if you want to win voters, start by getting the snow off the street and trash off the curb.) I've also learned that in the ~attention economy~, political messaging has to be memetic. Content needs to be easily repeatable and addictive to share, otherwise it's not really worth posting. On DNC-owned accounts, "16 INCHES" and "PLOWED" cleared 3.3M impressions and 124,000 shares. But I'm actually most excited about the appearances these graphics are making on accounts that AREN'T owned by the DNC. I've seen "16 INCHES" and "PLOWED" used as reaction memes by people who have no idea where they came from. And that's pretty cool! In sum: New York City took 16 INCHES and subsequently got PLOWED by Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Dems deliver! (As always, thank you to the inimitable Shelby Cole for asking no further questions when this got sent up for approval and encouraging us to play.)

a LinkedIn post I actually enjoyed

How to kill a bug in 3 steps:
1) I kill a bug
2) my brain immediately invents a backstory for the poor bug
3) I feel bad

Pekora~ "Shut up... Bitch!" YouTube video by Hololive Wave Ch.

I'm imagining this in Char's voice right now and cackling like a hyena

youtube.com/shorts/yLRv0...

vtubing and gundam have a lot in common. the real people are the pilots, their models are the gundams and idol culture is the horrors of war

I specced into the wrong profession. I need to pay withers 100 gold to change my class

Comic. [Person 1 talking to a person with shoulder-length hair and a person with a white hat.] PERSON 1: I would never get an electric vehicle. Sure, they sound great, but what do you do if the battery runs out of charge? [caption] I felt pretty silly when someone finally explained tome that EVs are rechargeable.

Electric Vehicles

xkcd.com/3214/

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

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I an chainsaw certified.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

ending E of Nier Automata is the single best “scene” in all of video games, and justifies the concept of multiplayer in games all by itself. if you don’t already know it, don’t look it up. go play *all* of nier automata. ending E is the culmination and implementation of everything the game is saying

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

Umbreon is not a fan of this collar nonsense...
Not a commission for once, just a derpy idea I had lol.

That’s right.

We’re girls. Of course we’re never gonna do it without the fez on

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

I know concerts have to be crowd pleasing to sell tickets but the music choices for the Zelda orchestra is so safe it's lame, there's so much Zelda music and they go with the bold choice of playing Ballad of the Goddess again

Text reads "take a bit of our new product". The image features a cheeseburger that has a stack of several Magic: The Gathering Boosters inside of it. Horrifying, but tempting.

Our other idea wasn’t approved.

checking out pokemon emerald rogue again and I swear every time I play it, its somehow morphed into a different game

genuinely insane romhack

I haven't played that one yet, I just finished Fire Red Rocket Edition so I think I'll give it a try next.

I don’t think it’s fair that we can’t be skinny and healthy by eating bacon every day

Future? No Thanks! Has a kind of website now:
futurenothanks.com
futurenothanks.com
futurenothanks.com

And the teaser trailer has been updated with final(?) art just in time for @dayofthedevs.org

What does it mean if your farts open a portal to Hell?