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Parody of the "gay is okay" meme featuring Rhea and the knights of Seiros from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Rhea, mournful, says "Everyone... I'm afraid I have a confession to make... I've surgically implanted my mother's hearts into the bodies of a dozen human children in an attempt to rebirth her in the body of one of those children. ... yes that is what's wrong with the professor." Shamir, Catherine, Flayn, and Seteth stand in front of a large banner that says "GAY IS OKAY" in varying states of distress.

# juztgirlythingz!!
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

if you take something erotic that openly signals its intended audience and expose it to a different audience with the intent to gawk at it in disgust, even if it was posted on a public platform to begin with, you're lowkey doing a sexual harassment & it's a grey area that should be noticed more imo

this is an effective way forward to rectify hyper motonormativity imo

Put every single person even tangentially involved in jan 6th into a cell including congressmen/senators, to start with.

"I just wanna watch a girl play some got dang fallout!"

my dream diy venue

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

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To be clear I am fucking terrible at Tribes lmao

Warframe has advanced movement that's easy, you can just kinda flop against anything and go insanely fast and it works.

Tribes has advanced movement that's *really fucking hard* and you need tons of precision while also being able to hit people moving a million miles an hour with lobbed disks.

The first game was so promising and then they made this and it was like what the fuck man

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

A young gay girl just came and said she loved Uncanny and it ‘doesn’t hurt that Jitter is fine as hell.’

Adorkable!

Same hat

Casey Edwards ™M @ComposerCasey Follow ... NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match." Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks** Kubilay @resonmon • May 29, 2021 @ComposerCasey Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character. It doesn't have to be anything special. Casey Edwards: Gotcha! Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Every time I see those stupid “it’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

My online presence seems to be videosgame, movies, bad jokes, and occasionally cooking

I don't know what I'm doing, but I hope it helps

When men's workload is automated, it's genius; when women's workload is automated it's a character flaw and morally questionable.

in the store just now and there was a couple looking at those prepped toddler meals and he was saying “everything’s better if you just cook from scratch” and she goes “they don’t look bad and they’d save me so much time” and he just kept repeating “it’s better if you cook”

I did not commit a crime

I absolutely loathe the modern style of news writing where you put the name of the thing you're talking about two paragraphs in to make sure folks scroll past ads. I get it (barely) for clickbait about entertainment, but the return of fucking POLIO feels like it should be in the headline

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From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 1: High Society Butch: Hey Mickey, what's a gigolo?

whats funny is that hubert wasn't this visibly flustered confessing his longtime feelings for edelgard OR when dorothea just sprung up the concept of marriage between them to his face. no ferdinand is the one to make this freak blush

Trying to do something as simple as turning down the volume takes three hours and a textbook to figure out, it's completely unhinged