amy brown

yes and also the mark hoppus iron man song

have YOU had the theme song to gabby’s dollhouse stuck in your head for a week? you may be entitled to compensation

child prodigy?? this prominent bluesky poster is 36

i was in chat rooms pretending to be a teenager when I was like. 10

child prodigy?? this prominent bluesky poster is 36

im neurodivergent and a minor (according to the bluesky bylaws) and a teen mom

getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage

*ice T law and order SVU voice* wait, olivia, i think i've heard of this. it's called looksmaxxing. these young guys get obsessed with hitting themselves in the face with hammers for likes and subscribes on twitch

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

wow Kristi Noem and I both got fired via social post today

out on the road today
i saw a subaru
with vanity plate
POOBARU
a little voice inside my head said don’t look back, you can never look back

ok i have to mute this now because too many people are talking to me but if i accidentally created discourse i'm sorry

this is actually why i thought of it in the first place, i almost got t-boned this morning by a guy yelling into his speakerphone while turning left and i was just like ??? why are you on speaker in your car

"phone too big" feels like a decent explanation

ok if your iphone is a decade old you get a pass

not only acceptable in this instance but encouraged

you are typing while talking into your speakerphone in public?

ok i've cracked it: screaming into your speakerphone in public keeps the 5G waves from entering your brain and making you woke

yeah i know it's because everyone's rude now, i'm more interested in it from the perspective of: this isn't an easier way to conduct a phone call so why are you doing it

is it because people on reality television are always holding their phone two feet from their face and yelling? it is hearing damage from headphones?

not to be all jerry seinfeld about it but: what's the DEAL with people having phone calls on speaker in public. why does everyone do this now

the kevin federline extended universe

"ALF HOG OVER NAZI BOG" should be this platform's tagline imo

if you need a new gender we have some spares lying around in the back

lmao

i took both pills and now my tummy hort

one site will make you trans and the other will make you a horrible transphobe. which way western man

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

“there’s an elephant in the house!! just for pretend. ahhh it’s so big it’s stepping on everything!!”