Tara Ariano

This weird face sums up how I feel about it too

It's definitely a bad dye job. I feel like if it were a toupee it wouldn't be such a mess

So Jason Bateman’s just going to have his hair like that? From now on?

Please don't ever wink at us, Ian Kahn, we would ruin our lives for you #DawsonsCreek againwiththispodcast.com/dawsonscreek...

Would have loved to see your live reaction to "Puttin' On The Ritz"

I...can't believe this is the plot synopsis???

Sorry we couldn’t get up before, some dogs were being cute

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

Oh no

Does Kevin Williamson think about me as much as I think about him

Baby Jill Clayburgh in #TheRockfordFiles S01

'DTF St. Louis' star Richard Jenkins says he didn't know what 'DTF' meant until he read the show's script Well, that’s one way to learn internet slang!

He never should have had to know this. We have failed Richard Jenkins decider.com/2026/03/02/d...

super mario galaxy edit reading "april - 1805. napoleon is master of europe. only the british fleet stands before him. oceans are now battlefields."

Things are happening on streaming platforms that we cannot possibly imagine

Unexpectedly, he’s offended on behalf of Daryl Hannah

Yeah those look familiar

That's probably for the best???

My friend @adam807.bsky.social also uses Reeder and we text mismatches to each other all the time

Scientists Finally Found Something Tardigrades Can’t Survive Tardigrades are practically invincible on Earth, so scientists looked to outer space in search of their kryptonite.

A breakup :( gizmodo.com/scientists-f...

New York magazine sites have a glitch on Reeder where the wrong photos get loaded with stories and sometimes that is extremely unfortunate

[to the tune of Joe Jackson’s “Steppin Out”]

Fourth straaaaaaaight
Day of headaaaaaaaaaches

I later discovered it was actually 11

Ringing in International Wig Month with a baseless conspiracy theory: Joel McHale is so “open” about his hair transplant to distract from the fact that it’s actually a hair system

“Biohacking? Is that like when people add mean things to your Wikipedia page?” - Elsbeth

the title screen of Twin Peaks but it says Robocop instead

Ripped-from-the-headlines TV plots we can go ahead and leave in 2026 Q1:*
- ransomware attack
- space tourism
- biohacking freak
- AI assistant or car go crazy
*even if I agree with the shows’ take in principle

NOTED

Old in preparation for new

Whoops I watched 10 episodes of "The Comeback" today

The ones in the waffle-looking covers are Euro pillows so like 30” x 30”?