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@krig

Big and blue Pokébastard that’s a fan of all things heavy and metal. Expect the occasional post about size-related kinks every now and then. 27-M/Engineer by profession/Macro enthusiast/DM friendly/Absolutely NO minors here. PFP by @dyrg.bsky.social

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Happy birthday my man :^>

09.03.2026 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two tourists get a surprise visitor ✨
For @sapphiresvell.bsky.social

08.03.2026 20:44 👍 499 🔁 133 💬 15 📌 1
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 👍 6704 🔁 2086 💬 2 📌 85

Such a damn good game. Every avid Paper Mario fan should definitely play it.

08.03.2026 17:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

08.03.2026 08:07 👍 2906 🔁 866 💬 12 📌 7

Just beat my deadlifting record at the gym today, reaching 270lbs.

That being said, I *really* need to work on my cardio ‘cause I get tired WAY too easily. Doesn’t help that dieting remains my biggest obstacle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08.03.2026 15:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Panel 1: a man with a tie says to another man “we should tax billionaires”
Panel 2: the other man starts screaming and ripping out his own hair
Panel 3: he continues screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” and rips off his own shirt
Panel 4: the man with the tie slowly backs away as the other man begins floating with his arms out as blood and shadows fill the room. He chants a mysterious font that actually translates to “sacrifice the poor”

Panel 1: a man with a tie says to another man “we should tax billionaires” Panel 2: the other man starts screaming and ripping out his own hair Panel 3: he continues screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” and rips off his own shirt Panel 4: the man with the tie slowly backs away as the other man begins floating with his arms out as blood and shadows fill the room. He chants a mysterious font that actually translates to “sacrifice the poor”

Bro why are they like this

27.02.2026 17:34 👍 76 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 👍 12395 🔁 4548 💬 19 📌 25
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HIDDEN SANCTUARY

A commission for @jimjamgo.bsky.social featuring their vehicle for their character, Eleanor. The Meridian OS-9 Pelagos.

In times of uncertainty, such havens are a necessity.

#landscape #islands #ocean #airplanes #drawing

07.03.2026 01:39 👍 111 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 0
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 4334 🔁 1038 💬 69 📌 40

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

07.03.2026 05:03 👍 6263 🔁 1330 💬 128 📌 100
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take this.

07.03.2026 12:33 👍 4931 🔁 1724 💬 28 📌 15
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 👍 2897 🔁 3056 💬 27 📌 69
06.03.2026 20:09 👍 7920 🔁 3177 💬 60 📌 21
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Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

www.scribd.com/document/100...

06.03.2026 18:28 👍 7233 🔁 2017 💬 225 📌 1363

My sincerest condolences, dude

06.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This macro march, we welcome you with warm open paws, don't forget to tip your xolo guide, unless you want to end up as my meal ~

#macroart #furry

05.03.2026 18:07 👍 332 🔁 82 💬 7 📌 0

Literally every modern political problem

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 777 🔁 213 💬 7 📌 1

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 👍 7103 🔁 2097 💬 41 📌 12
Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

06.03.2026 11:13 👍 1509 🔁 512 💬 5 📌 7
Arc Raiders - Discord SDK Data Exposure Summary During gameplay of Arc Raiders, private Discord Direct Message (DM) conversations between two users were found being written in plaintext to a local game log file. Additionally, a full Discord...

So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...

05.03.2026 15:34 👍 976 🔁 546 💬 14 📌 63
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 25869 🔁 10098 💬 73 📌 199

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

05.03.2026 15:10 👍 9783 🔁 3264 💬 55 📌 18

Happy not-but-close-to-Friday you fucking weirdos.

05.03.2026 15:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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CW: #macro #macromarch #nsfw #paws #aeronusart
Happy Macro March!
Don't have anything new of my derg atm, so have some gigantic Umbreon paws from last year as a consolation~

02.03.2026 00:12 👍 254 🔁 55 💬 2 📌 0
A sweat and steam free version of the piece above

A sweat and steam free version of the piece above

Sweat and steam free alt

04.03.2026 20:48 👍 51 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
A ram boy is on his knees pressed up against an anthro dogs paw that's the size of the sheeps torso, they're both taller than the buildings in the street they're currently occupying. The ram is blushing a bright red while trying extremely hard to fit just one of the dogs oversized toes into his mouth. He's struggling but he seems to love it.

A tiny onlooker just wants to cross the damned street and not deal with what ever this is.

A ram boy is on his knees pressed up against an anthro dogs paw that's the size of the sheeps torso, they're both taller than the buildings in the street they're currently occupying. The ram is blushing a bright red while trying extremely hard to fit just one of the dogs oversized toes into his mouth. He's struggling but he seems to love it. A tiny onlooker just wants to cross the damned street and not deal with what ever this is.

Bit of a mouthful but I try my best. :)

#kcltart

05.03.2026 01:30 👍 754 🔁 165 💬 23 📌 0
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🐶 Jeane's "All Natural" Armor
(her muscles are more durable than any armor)

04.03.2026 18:48 👍 2705 🔁 645 💬 51 📌 1
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breakfast matters.

10.01.2026 18:00 👍 841 🔁 321 💬 5 📌 0

Hi

04.03.2026 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0