@krig
Big and blue Pokébastard that’s a fan of all things heavy and metal. Expect the occasional post about size-related kinks every now and then. 27-M/Engineer by profession/Macro enthusiast/DM friendly/Absolutely NO minors here. PFP by @dyrg.bsky.social
Every day, my already steep ire for Microsoft Teams only amplifies because of work.
What do people see in this fucking platform that people still feel the need to use it, ESPECIALLY management.
Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series
Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT
Hmm… your city was supposed to be here.
Must be some kind of bug.
#MacroMarch
You’re in for SUCH a damn good time.
2-panel joke from the Naked Gun movie where Leslie Nielsen looks up a woman's skirt while she's on a ladder and he says 'nice beaver,' only for her to climb down the ladder and hand him an ACTUAL beaver, saying 'thanks, I just had it stuffed'. that joke, but with Dr. Nisha and Dr. Sam from Hoppers
so yeah #hoppers is a good movie, turns out
Key art for a game called Pickmon. It features Charizard with feathers, lucario, meganium, and pikachu by way of pawmo. An embarrassing display
New Pokemon knockoff announced, Lmao okay sure guys just do whatever you want who cares artistic integrity is nothing now
Happy birthday my man :^>
Two tourists get a surprise visitor ✨
For @sapphiresvell.bsky.social
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
Such a damn good game. Every avid Paper Mario fan should definitely play it.
Today is international womens day
But what does it mean to be "into national women"?
Just beat my deadlifting record at the gym today, reaching 270lbs.
That being said, I *really* need to work on my cardio ‘cause I get tired WAY too easily. Doesn’t help that dieting remains my biggest obstacle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Panel 1: a man with a tie says to another man “we should tax billionaires” Panel 2: the other man starts screaming and ripping out his own hair Panel 3: he continues screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” and rips off his own shirt Panel 4: the man with the tie slowly backs away as the other man begins floating with his arms out as blood and shadows fill the room. He chants a mysterious font that actually translates to “sacrifice the poor”
Bro why are they like this
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
HIDDEN SANCTUARY
A commission for @jimjamgo.bsky.social featuring their vehicle for their character, Eleanor. The Meridian OS-9 Pelagos.
In times of uncertainty, such havens are a necessity.
#landscape #islands #ocean #airplanes #drawing
I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉
We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.
take this.
The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced
Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!
Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...
www.scribd.com/document/100...
My sincerest condolences, dude
This macro march, we welcome you with warm open paws, don't forget to tip your xolo guide, unless you want to end up as my meal ~
#macroart #furry
Literally every modern political problem
Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd
Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”
Take time to enjoy the little things.
Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju
So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo
Happy not-but-close-to-Friday you fucking weirdos.