Stephanie Leary

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Do they know Mohela? Can someone tell them?

helps quite a bit if I'm being honest

This is worse.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Congrats on the diagnosis! Welcome, we have snacks! Wait, where did the snacks go… they were right here a second ago…

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Going to use this in other contexts.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

It's always time for this anti-fascist moment from Casablanca.

*squints*

He said that? This isn’t the bit from Shrek? Oooooookay.

I have tried to write a talk about the way orgs with Title II responsibilities are putting their limited money into papering over frameworks’ neglect, but I can’t mask my seething rage long enough to make it palatable

very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation

when you win a small concession you just get to keep yelling btw. one time a local official said to me "you people are never happy" and like: correct! it is not our job to be happy with compromise! it's our job to be annoying forever actually

[Exit Murderer.]

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.

Jeepers, Ursula, that's on the nose.

If a man said this to me I think I would assume that he couldn’t read tbh

i don't know what more we can do beyond cutting the books up in little pieces and making airplane noises while floating a page over to their eyeballs

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

super mario galaxy edit reading "april - 1805. napoleon is master of europe. only the british fleet stands before him. oceans are now battlefields."

Congratulations!!

Welp! Palantir is looking for former employees to be on a plane Day 1 and mentions foxholes!!

“I promise you nothing other than the sense of satisfaction that comes from the purpose and intensity of the most intense deployments you ever worked on.”

Nope nope nope

Screenshot of a 3hr old post from the GW Hatchet: “BREAKING: GW sold its Virginia campus to Amazon Data Services, an Amazon subsidiary that manages the company's data centers, for $427 million on Friday. The deed, obtained by The Hatchet, authorizes ADS to develop the campus into a data or information technology center. STORY TK”

GW‘s student newspaper appears to have broken the story that the institution has sold a satellite campus to Amazon to be turned into a data center, which is just about chef’s kiss for the state of American higher education rn

Everything about this story is a perfect distillation of the moment.

Nuremberg 2.0 just cannot come fast enough.