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NYT Best selling cartoonist, salamander enthusiast and aquarium nerd. He/him Patreon.com/blackmudpuppy Portfolio: ethankocak.com Shop: blackmudpuppy.myshopify.com Blog: mossyunderlog.blog Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/blackmudpuppy

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Do you think when a xenomorph smokes it holds the cigarette in its little mouth or its big mouth

06.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0
A green jeweled lacerta lizard is poking its head out of some plants.

A green jeweled lacerta lizard is poking its head out of some plants.

Oh hello

06.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually also had that same experience!

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHERR IS URSULA’S RADULA

06.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It could be done, if Mary had the androgen resistant gene but XY chromosomes all you’d need to do is trigger parthenogenesis and then cure the androgen resistance and you’d get a boy version. Which would be only two very tiny miracles.

06.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re welcome

06.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least according to a very approximate table on Wikipedia Valetudo, the smallest named natural satellite of Jupiter, has a diameter of about 1 km and a mass of about 5.2x10^11 kg, which if I'm mathing right gives an EV of ~1/4 m/s, so yeah maybe?

06.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Could a tyrannosaur punch triploid Jesus off of the moon

06.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Polydeuces (moon) - Wikipedia

ooooh!! polydeuces, the 34th moon of saturn, has an escape velocity under 1m/s (a slow walk)

it is probably hard to not go flying into space with any kind of movement

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydeu...

06.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Aphid Christ

06.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The quest for the Punching Moon

06.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I have many (stupid) questions

06.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the Virgin Mary was parthenogenetic doesn’t that mean Jesus should’ve been a tiny, possibly triploid clone of Mary.

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Fantastic thank you

06.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Escape velocity - Wikipedia

Lunar escape velocity is 2.38km per second, which requires a punch that would almost surely not just kill the person but probably just make a hole through them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_...

06.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does his head appear to be made out of chewing gum

06.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If two people are standing on the moon, could one person punch the other one so hard they flew into space

06.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That is my thinking as well

06.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s say this is strictly an arm strength competition

06.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Could a human beat a tyrannosaur at arm wrestling

06.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

Nature fact: despite the name, all mantids are atheists.

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck kind of crab is Sebastian supposed to be

06.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Do you think when a xenomorph smokes it holds the cigarette in its little mouth or its big mouth

06.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a lot of fun

06.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And probably other things.

06.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And also a beat em up type game

06.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like…I want to make a point and click adventure game.

06.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

There are so many things I still want to make.

06.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh cool, thank you! I will look into that (once my graphic novel is finally done)😭

06.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just curious! Games are something I’ve always been interested in but I don’t have any coding knowledge. Very impressed by folks who do all of it.

06.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0