Daniel Philip Johnson

They wanted it. So I played around and made Rick and Morty agents. Mr meeseeks is the sub worker. The longer it can’t finish the task the more unhinged he gets 😂

Time is a flat circle.…

We can now move faster. But the problem isn’t moving slow. It’s now moving completely in the wrong direction.

People keep asking if I’m back…
I didn’t really have an answer.

But yeah.
I’m thinking I’m back.

a person is standing in front of a clock that says the numbers mason what do they mean ? ALT: a person is standing in front of a clock that says the numbers mason what do they mean ?

We added 200 new tags to Microsoft Clarity so we can be more data-driven.

Every meeting:

It’s like being handed a fast car on a narrow B-road. The car can go incredibly fast, but the road hasn’t changed it’s still winding, narrow, and now getting congested.

The bottleneck isn’t how fast we can generate code anymore it’s how fast humans can safely review and integrate it.🥲

Rant over

Maybe I’m under a mandate :( . Every standup now it’s the review column is 40+ . I’m spending hours reviewing code and trying to see if it actually accomplishes what the ticket asks because there is a high chance it doesn’t.

It hasn’t made the job easier it’s just made it go faster.

For me it’s just created a bottleneck where it’s reading 40+ merge requests. Then checking the ticket to see if it’s actually succeeded or gone wild on a tangent.

With people using different approaches to AI it’s also hit and miss what’s actually good or not.

Had to build an agent network 🙃. Sub workers are named mr meeseeks. The longer it runs the more unhinged it gets

Extra, extra: In 6–12 months we will once again hear next year that AI could replace software engineers in 6–12 months

Family

What in the word art is this?

This reminds me when I had to work so much it suggested work as my home and my actual home as work 🫠

Storm with 100mph winds heading towards Cornwall

No internet and no electricity until 8am. Books in candle light it is then :)

I love me some flying lotus

Windows 10 an OS with spyware
Windows 11 spyware with an OS

I think we need more signals

Same I’m paranoid about it too.

Just some more polish and then some more polish 😂. Repeats and rinse

Stuck in review duty after the code freeze the changes and commits are insane 😭

Today I got to sit back and build a command line tool. No AI just going through the motions 😁

Ai tech debt first company 😅

Microslop

It is indeed. Seems they had a logo update 😂

I wish that’s worked im told: “Don’t worry AI can just clean it up later”🫠

"Microslop 365 Copilot"

Don’t you mean the ones that own the TM for JavaScript
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Larry
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Stop mid refactor then let it become unmaintainable with lose standards haha 😂

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it involves being consciously unconscious

“Care doesn’t grow from fixing another person.
It grows from the courage to stand with them without becoming their solution.”

Happy new year!!

Happy new year