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I’m a muddy, medieval masterpiece and a bit of a cheeky ditch.

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Only discovered ballet a couple of years ago and I love it now. Gone the Matthew Bourne route (modernised versions) but absolutely adore it. I’m sure Opera is not far away in catching my eye, or ear I should say. 😄

07.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Official Music Video | #Eurovision2026
LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Official Music Video | #Eurovision2026 YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest

Absolutely love this! Bonkers but brilliant. 😂 #eurovision

youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8

06.03.2026 09:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And all his fingers trying to play thumb wars. There’s a lot of body language going on there. 👀

06.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Weird caterpillar uses its old heads to make an elaborate hat Meet the mad hatterpillar, the invertebrate that keeps its old moulted heads attached to its body to make a beautifully bizarre headpiece

Have you seen this one? Dubbed the mad hatterpillar, it wears it's own old heads as a hat.

www.newscientist.com/article/mg24...

05.03.2026 17:45 👍 126 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 5
Scientists discovered a caterpillar that murders insects and stitches their dismembered body parts onto its back as armor

Scientists discovered a caterpillar that murders insects and stitches their dismembered body parts onto its back as armor

You’re welcome. Happy day! 😆

05.03.2026 16:57 👍 3521 🔁 605 💬 309 📌 308

Where’s my miniature violin…? 😒

05.03.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ughhh… can’t stand him. Such a creep. Snakey McSnakeface.

05.03.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think you’ll find that people who have traditionally voted Labour will be voting for PC and Greens because they don’t want Reform in the Senedd. Labour’s current polling is dire and this kind of messaging to all progressive voters is not helpful.

05.03.2026 08:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've never observed a wider gap between self-confidence and lack of any actual understanding than in Badenoch. On other topics it can be comical, but when it extends to undermining gov't on matters of national security, in breach of established conventions, it is profoundly dangerous. #PMQs

04.03.2026 12:27 👍 1050 🔁 233 💬 60 📌 5
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Good piece by Giles Coren on Nando's and others deciding that, no, they don't want chickens to live OK lives after all www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...

03.03.2026 10:15 👍 60 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 3

😱

03.03.2026 09:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How Westminster Works …and Why It Doesn’t. Book by Ian Dunt. Taken out of the House of Commons Library by Hannah Spencer. Screenshot of the book taken from her Instagram reel on the day she was sworn in as an MP for Gorton and Denton.

How Westminster Works …and Why It Doesn’t. Book by Ian Dunt. Taken out of the House of Commons Library by Hannah Spencer. Screenshot of the book taken from her Instagram reel on the day she was sworn in as an MP for Gorton and Denton.

Lovely to see Hannah Spencer documenting her day being sworn in as an MP at Gorton and Denton on Instagram. Love how this is the first book she’s taken out at the House of Commons Library! And she took her 4 greyhounds with her too. 😍 What a star!

@iandunt.bsky.social

03.03.2026 09:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Polling holds too much sway over our democracy and governance. But the G&D by-election does show that Reform’s dominance is inflated by foreign/rightwing interests, irresponsible media support and Farage’s ego.
If progressives can win despite all that, then hatred really is overpriced. Hope can win.

03.03.2026 08:25 👍 1073 🔁 254 💬 38 📌 9
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Reform are in denial about why they lost by 12% in Gorton & Denton (60% white, 80% UK-born) after losing by 11% in Caerphilly (98% white, 98% UK-born) to Plaid Cyrmu

Both seats unusual in seeing more people vote than at last Welsh Senedd/last GE: more voters turned out to stop Reform than supoort

03.03.2026 07:50 👍 682 🔁 216 💬 24 📌 18

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02.03.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t it…
Queuing
Moaning
Moaning about queuing
Piss taking
Tea
Something about the weather?

02.03.2026 20:47 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All relief flights from Dubai should be met at arrivals with signs saying "HM Revenue & Customs welcomes you back to the UK"

02.03.2026 11:48 👍 528 🔁 111 💬 11 📌 3

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02.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boycotted them for years. Hideous company. I think one of the founders likes to hang out with Farage too. Nasty piece of work. Just feel awful for the staff.

02.03.2026 17:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Either that’s an unfortunate photo or he’s doing a good impression of weekend at Bernies. 👀

28.02.2026 22:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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VidGrid – Live news multiviewer A free news focused multiviewer for editors and journalists

Live Video Grid of BBC News, NBC, AJE and Sky News for those following news on Iran :

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28.02.2026 10:04 👍 231 🔁 89 💬 18 📌 4

My OH works in TV / film production and we often watch YouTube videos on how films were made and their legacy. It just suddenly occurred to me that the next phase of film making with AI could be user generated. We’ll be prompting what we watch. Genre, actors, plot, time. What a depressing thought. 😕

28.02.2026 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 12:14 👍 3391 🔁 827 💬 62 📌 50

Bravo! 👏👏👏😂

28.02.2026 12:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
f.l.everett_author 23h
 + A plumber has beaten Matt Goodwin and nobody's made a stopcock joke yet.

f.l.everett_author 23h + A plumber has beaten Matt Goodwin and nobody's made a stopcock joke yet.

"They have now".

Worth a repost from another place.

28.02.2026 11:53 👍 200 🔁 51 💬 6 📌 2

Guess the Board of Peace got bored of peace.

28.02.2026 11:55 👍 480 🔁 98 💬 20 📌 5

Operation Epic Fury?!

Like a fucking child naming his WWE fighter dolls. 😒

28.02.2026 11:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starmer telling Labour MPs today that the Greens are "divisive," "sectarian," and "not the kind environmentalists they pretend" is not going to go down well with the millions who now back Greens. It'll simply tell them Labour doesn't hear us. More tin-eared stupidity.

27.02.2026 18:43 👍 749 🔁 161 💬 43 📌 12

No that’s “Regards”. Especially after previous correspondence where “Kind Regards” or “Warm Regards” has been used.

Regards = You’ve peed me off and I’m now absolutely livid.

It’s a short fuse in British terminology. 😂

27.02.2026 22:03 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I know I’m late to the party but I have finally lost my fucking patience with Starmer. Labour must get rid of him and replace him with someone with at least an ounce of political awareness and decorum.

What a colossal bellend.

27.02.2026 21:57 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0